Disclaimer: Don't own anything. I found this on my hard drive from a few years ago. Sorry the format's terrible I had to conver loads of my old works into different files of my laptop.

"What part of 'I will beat you to with an inch of your life' is so hard to grasp?"

"Well..." Jack looked dishevelled he and Gwen had gotten into an argument, and it hadn't ended well. They never did... Once Gwen had shot him in the shoulder, not that that was a particular problem for a man who can't die... But it still upset him. This time it had been over who was going to drive the SUV, Gwen and Toshiko were always on about how Jack drove like a complete maniac... And since Ianto was on a trip to see how unit were getting on and wasn't back until the early hours of the morning, and Owen drove nearly as deadly as him (on a previous occasion had actually leant halfway out of the window shooting at a massive blow fish driving a red sports car whilst the car was moving) that also ruled him out, and Toshiko was the navigator. So Gwen thought she should drive, and instead of giving up after half an hours arguing she... (Jack still found this hard to grasp)... Had beaten him senseless with a fire extinguisher! Jack sometimes thought he had taught her to well.

"Yes..."

"Well was beating me senseless with a fire extinguisher really worth one drive in in the SUV?" As much as it pained him he already knew the answer...

"Yes, Yes it was... Actually it was extremely satisfying!"

"Gwen Cooper I taught you to well."

"Course you did." Gwen said slapping him on the bum and winking at him.