I wrote this to send to the BBC after Ianto was killed off last July in CoE I thought I would share it with you. I had added bits in brackets as we were told not to push our luck, it also adds a bit of humour…. enjoy

Arise, Ianto Jones

Boy, wasn't that a short one?

Five episodes, that's all

And wasn't that a surprise?

Yeah, you fooled us all

Poor old me, I've been poisoned

My bodies been laid out

I won't be seeing the Hub again

Of that I have not doubt [unless!]

Now that you have killed me

I have nowhere left to go

I know I'm not really dead

And that it's only in a show

No more coffee will I make

Or order take out for lunch

No more to see Gwen or Jack

Yeah, thank you writers a bunch [only joking]

I'm not really mad with you

For killing me off so young

It's just that I had a future with Jack

Now that's all been undone [or has it?]

Now Jack will be so lonely

He will be on his own

And the viewers are upset

Now that Jack is all alone

I thought Ianto was here to be Jack's lover

To make him coffee, too

But now Jack's had his last cupper

And all because of you

But my sudden death ended all this

Now he will not find another coffee-boy

Please bring me back and you will see

All the viewers want back is Jack's toy

Jack and Gwen will be elated too

They drink Ianto's coffee as well

So, story writers, it's all up to you

Can't you see viewers are in hell [arhh!]

Please give the viewers just what they want

And give Ianto a second chance

All I want is to be in the script again

To be alive again at last [it's been a long month or so]

Bring out the resurrection glove

I was far too young to die anyway

So Ianto is here, not in Heaven above

But you writers must have your way

Bring me back, please writers

And give Ianto Jones another day

Give me back to Torchwood and Jack

The viewers want it that way

I'll even make you coffee

Make cups and cups all day

Just write me back into Torchwood

Let Carol-Anne Hillman have her way [she wrote a 'bring back Ianto story]

Inspired by the website

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