I wrote this to send to the BBC after Ianto was killed off last July in CoE I thought I would share it with you. I had added bits in brackets as we were told not to push our luck, it also adds a bit of humour…. enjoy
Arise, Ianto Jones
Boy, wasn't that a short one?
Five episodes, that's all
And wasn't that a surprise?
Yeah, you fooled us all
Poor old me, I've been poisoned
My bodies been laid out
I won't be seeing the Hub again
Of that I have not doubt [unless!]
Now that you have killed me
I have nowhere left to go
I know I'm not really dead
And that it's only in a show
No more coffee will I make
Or order take out for lunch
No more to see Gwen or Jack
Yeah, thank you writers a bunch [only joking]
I'm not really mad with you
For killing me off so young
It's just that I had a future with Jack
Now that's all been undone [or has it?]
Now Jack will be so lonely
He will be on his own
And the viewers are upset
Now that Jack is all alone
I thought Ianto was here to be Jack's lover
To make him coffee, too
But now Jack's had his last cupper
And all because of you
But my sudden death ended all this
Now he will not find another coffee-boy
Please bring me back and you will see
All the viewers want back is Jack's toy
Jack and Gwen will be elated too
They drink Ianto's coffee as well
So, story writers, it's all up to you
Can't you see viewers are in hell [arhh!]
Please give the viewers just what they want
And give Ianto a second chance
All I want is to be in the script again
To be alive again at last [it's been a long month or so]
Bring out the resurrection glove
I was far too young to die anyway
So Ianto is here, not in Heaven above
But you writers must have your way
Bring me back, please writers
And give Ianto Jones another day
Give me back to Torchwood and Jack
The viewers want it that way
I'll even make you coffee
Make cups and cups all day
Just write me back into Torchwood
Let Carol-Anne Hillman have her way [she wrote a 'bring back Ianto story]
Inspired by the website
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