Harry woke up one day and realized that he had one more day until he would go to Hogwarts.
Just then Dudley came running down the stairs and said, "Wake up Potter we're going to the zoo."
Harry sadly stated," Dudley we already went to the zoo. In the first book!"
Dudley slowly said, "You're right." Dudley stood there for a while.
Finally Harry said, "Will you leave or not? I think that you looked better with the tail, it fit you well."
Dudley said, "I have feelings too you know."
Harry said, "Really? (Please note harry did not have any sarcasm in his voice. He really wanted to know.) Gajaba!" He pulled out his wand and Dudley ran away squealing oddly like a pig.
Harry thought to himself about how long this day has been but then remembers that it's just because the author is lazy and does not like writing to much.
So on to Hogwarts!
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When Harry entered the Great Hall he tried to forget the experience that had happened. Even some things are worse than the dementors. He saw that Draco was obsessed with horses. But the bad part was he had paper dolls and Ron said, "You have a Black stallion. He's to expensive for my family."
Draco said, "My God they are paper!"
Ron mumbled something so that no one could hear it. Even I don't know what it was he said.
They both decided they had to be friends for life because they understood each other (they even pinky swore so it was official).
Harry decided that he would see Hermione to see if she was sane.
Harry asked a teacher where she was. She said, "She is in Madam Pomfrey's."
Harry went there and said, "Hermione."
A nurse came up and said, "She can't hear you now. The little dear I warned her not come her hair. She had a lot of pain her hair came down deep to her brain. That's why she was so smart. It tugged her brain."
Harry said, "Well that's great. Peachy keen."
Neville came out of a corner and said, "I'll be your friend Harry."
Harry said in a small voice, "Gulp okay"
