Look at me I'm Edward C
Me and the Cullens except Edward were sitting in the living room. Edward had to go hunt with Carlisle. We were watching Grease when Emmett smiled.
"What?" I asked.
"Emmett that is a great idea!" Alice squealed.
"What?" Jasper Rosalie and iu asked.
"Ok we are going to make fun of Edward." Emmett said.
"And use the song 'Look at me I'm Sandra Dee' and use it to put in Edward's name." Alice said. We all smiled.
"What if he catches us?" I asked
"Don't worry he won't. It's going on You tube." she said.
"Fine." I said. Everyone cheered and we went up to Edward's room.
"Ok everyone make your hair like Edward's you know all wild." Emmett said. We all fixed our hair to be like Edward's. Alice was setting up the camcorder and Emmett was making the karaoke music.
"You guys ready?" Alice asked. We all nodded. Emmett and Alice jumped on the bed and the camcorder started recording. We all started singing.
(Alice)
Look
at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't fuck my
girlfriend 'til I'm legally wed
I can't; I'm Edward
C
(Jasper)
Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought
up that way
Won't come across,
Even Rock Hudson lost
His
heart to Doris Day
(Rosalie)
I don't drink (no)
Or
masturbate (no)
I don't watch porno (eew)
I get ill from
one martini
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off
my throbbing cock
Would you pull that crap with Tanya?
(our
mouths dropped)
(Bella)
As for you Isabella,
I know what
you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm
just plain Edward C!
(Emmett)
Bella, Bella, let me be!
Keep
that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your
starting to drool
Hey Fongool, I'm Edward C!
Al
As soon as Alice turned off the camera we all laughed so hard our sides were hurting.
"Quick put it on Youtube before Edward comes back!" I said. I grabbed my laptop and we put the video on there. We waited for 20 minutes.
"Wow in twenty minutes we already got a million views." Jasper said.
"Cool." we all said. We watched it and we were laughing so hard.
"Come on lets go in the living room." Alice said.
We sat in there for 10 minutes. We saw Edward and we were trying so hard not to laugh. Edward looked at us.
"What is so funny guys?" he asked. We shook our heads. Emmett did his line on the song and we all fell to the ground laughing. Jasper sent us a wave of calm and we calmed down.
"Carlisle Esme you guys have got to see this." Alice said. We pulled them up to My laptop. Emmett locked the door to keep Edward out. When they saw what they did we were all laughing.
"Oh my goodness children that is hilarious." Esme said.
"Yeah but don't tell Edward." Jasper said.
"Don t tell me what?!" he yelled.
"Nothing." we yelled back. He bust through the door and went to look at the video. We sat there with amused looks on our faces.
"Bella how could you? I thought you loved me." he whined.
"Edward I do love you. It was sort of fun." I said.
"Yeah Bella had a blast. She is a good actress." Emmett commented.
"Thank you Emmett." I said. He smiled.
"You guys did this for fun?" he asked.
"Yeah even some of it is true." I said.
"Like what?" he asked.
"everyone's except Jasper's." Emmett said.
"So I am like sandy like Grease?" he asked.
"Yep." I said.
"I love you too Bella." he said sarcastically.
"I know." I said kissing his lips softly.
