Title: Books, Bells, Jutsus

Rated: T

Summary: What happens when the Hokage sent a ton of ninja on a mission to protect a boarding school undercover? Books, Bells, and Jutsus. But mainly chaos.

"Dialogue"
Narration
thoughts, any flashbacks
'letters or anything being read'

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"I can't believe we are being forced to come here! We could be on a mission tracking down-- OWW! Sasuke, what'd you do that for?"

Sasuke answered this idiotic question with a: "Naruto, you are such a dobe. Do you understand what we are doing here?" As he threw his duffel bag on his shoulder, he mumbled under his breath, "I have to be in the same school as him for the next 200 days. I'm screwed."

Carrying his box of toys up the many flights of stairs, he thought about what had happened over the past few days. We have to protect a bunch of kids for the next 200 days and be undercover as students at this boarding school where they all have great parents who they all love. That scroll that Hokage-sama activated caused us to change our appearance in age for a school year, it was weird. There was that flash of black and blue, like being swallowed by darkness...and then that rush of air knocked the wind out of me. I could have sworn I felt another presence there, in fact--

"You gonna move anytime soon?" Turning the Uchiha boy glared at a boy with dark hair and grey eyes who was carrying a large suitcase. "Well?" Quickly glancing at the paper with his room number on it, he continued up the staircase into his room. Opening the door, he saw that the only bed open was the bottom bunk. Shikamaru, who was already unpacked, was looking out the window at all the people and families outside unpacking the car. He noticed Sasuke enter with the last of his luggage and acknowledged him before bringing his gaze into the sky to watch the clouds. He was in his own little world within seconds. Neji then entered the dorm room and started to make his bed completely ignoring Sasukes existence. This really annoyed Sasuke and he started to think horrible thoughts about Hyugas as he unpacked.

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"So you're the Charity Case's roommates, lucky you." A platinum blonde haired girl adorned in yellow entered the room with a girl wearing all pink who had dirty blonde hair and a purple clothed brunette. "Welcome to the Alice Brown Dorm. My name is Cassie and this is Olivia and Bridget." she said pointing to the girl donned in pink and then to the brunette. "Who are you guys?"

"Name's Temari and this is Hinata Hyuga. What's it to you?

"Just wondering, gosh." Rolling her eyes the girl turned to Hinata, "I think we've met your brother, Hinata. He has the same freakish eyes as you do! Ha. Anyway, I have to go and find Parker, he's so hot." Behind her, Olivia and Bridget nodded their heads. "He's in the same dorm as your cold, loser brother, Hinata. Just a note of advice: Don't become close to the Charity Case, because if you do, I'll personally make your life a living hell. Kay?" She waited a moment before turning around and saying, "Lets go Bridge and Olive, I'm getting cramped in here." They then left the room. It was silent as the clip-clop of her heels faded down the hall.

"He He He. Th-That was weird, huh Temari?" The shy, raven haired girl nervously tapped her fingers together. "Look, i-it's one o'clock. We sh-should go or we'll be late." Temari nodded and made sure her giant fan was safely tucked beneath her bottom bunk before leaving with Hinata.

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"Arf!"

"Akamaru! Be quiet! Someone will hear you!"

"Arf! Whimper..."

"I know you smell something suspicious and you want to go outside but you aren't supposed--" Creak. Shit. Busted. Looking at the door he saw a very angry teacher and parent at their door. Before Kiba could even open his mouth, the parent grabbed Akamaru from Kiba's arms. The teacher, sensing Akamaru and Kiba's anger, intervened before a possible attack. He then said, "Don't worry kiddo, Akamaru can stay with me and you can see him anyday right down the hall in my apartment. What elective are you taking?"

"Animal Care, 2nd Period." Kiba growled.

"Okay then you can see him then. During that period, you and your classmates care of the faculty and, in this case, students pets. It will only apply to you though." This last part he said to the crowd behind him and the parent who was struggling to hold Akamaru without getting a finger taken off. "When you want to see your dog, only during free time, you just come on down to Mr. Johnston's room, okay?" Without waiting for an answer, Mr. Johnston and the parent left down the hall with a yapping dog. After that fiasco, the crowd dispersed, with parents talking to the new kids about how that would have happened to them if they had brought their pets.

Naruto chose this as a perfect time to walk into the dorm room asking where Akamaru was. Kiba took out his pent-up rage on the blonde and shoved him into the wall while walking out of the dorm room.

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2:13 in the afternoon...

A boy with silver locks hanging over his eyes looked up at the sign over the doorway which had "The Lounge" written in funky letters. He sighed and stroked his scar over his left eye, after he had recieved that contact to hide the red eye, he hadn't worn the forehead protector over his eye, let alone at all. Little did he know that as he stood there, girls of all ages checked him out. The boyfriends, crushes, fiances, and wives of those women all gave him evil glares. With a sigh, he entered the building which blasted music from all the windows.

When he entered the room, he saw that the walls were painted rustic orange and on them hung pictures of students and pictures by students. He walked down the 10 steps and saw Ino, Tenten, Temari, Hinata, and Kiba all sitting at a large table. Still unknowing to the stares he was getting, he was unaware of a certain blonde wearing all yellow walking right toward him. Once she stopped in front of him, all eyes turned somewhere else, as if he was just a regular old guy...who am I kidding, they all turned their heads because once Cassie saw him, he was hers. Whether he liked it or not.

Snapping her gum, she stood behind him and said, "Hi. I'm Cassie. I don't think I've seen you around here, would you like a tour of the school?"

Turning, the 17-year old who was also hit by Tsunade's scroll looked at her with his black eyes and simply said "no." While Cassie tried to make small talk, Kakashi did the worst thing she could think of. He took out a small orange book. Her jaw dropped to the ground and her eyes were the size of disks. A large collective gasp came out of most everyones mouths. Then there was a rip of a curtain and a girl clutching her sides from laughter and saying "it hurts...oh my damn...it hurts so much!"

Looking toward the snack bar and ripped curtain, Cassie glared at the teenager laughing hysterically. "Shut up Charity Case! Ugh! You are SO annoying!" With that she stomped out of the building. As the girl returned behind the ripped curtain to the mad chef, Temari and Hinata looked at eachother and thought about what they got themselves into.