Riku looked over his shoulder to Axel from his standing position in front of the microphone. The red-head grinned at him while giving him a thumbs up. Riku nodded before turning back to the anxious crowd. He tapped the microphone twice which caused the Axel to strum his guitar.

Hey!!!!!!

Kairi doesn't know,
That Sora and me,
Do it in my van every Sunday.

He tells her he's in church,
But he doesn't go,
Still he's on his knees, and...

Kairi doesn't know, oh.
Kairi doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Kairi!
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL KAIRI!

Sora says he's out shopping,
But he's under me and I'm not stopping.

Cuz Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know.
So don't tell Kairi.
Kairi doesn't knoooooow....
DON'T TELL KAIRI!

I can't believe she's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.

Sora's got her on the phone,
and he's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and she knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!

Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Don't tell Kairi.
Cuz Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't knoooooow....
SO DON'T TELL KAIRI!

We'll put on a show, everyone will go.
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't knoooooow....

The, parking lot, why not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
Her front lawn, in the snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...

Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know.

I did him on her birthday.

Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Kairi doesn't know,
Don't tell Kairi.
Kairi doesn't knoooooow....

Kairi will know,
Kairi has to know,
Kairi's gotta know,
Gonna tell Kairi,
Gonna tell him myself.

Kairi has to know,
Kairi has to know,
Kairi has to,
Kairi has to,
Kairi has to go!

Kairi doesn't know,
(Don't tell Kairi)
Kairi doesn't know,
(Don't tell Kairi)
Kairi doesn't know...
Axel: Kairi's gotta go!


Uo: Ever since I introduced this version to Jynx, this is the ONLY way we sing this song. We both comepletely love it =D Original song is called "Scotty Doesn't Know"

Jynx: And now it's not, thanks to us!