A/N: Hello again! Yes, I know I just finished my other story, but I had to keep writing while the idea was fresh in my mind! Also, this is a sequel to Pie Domination, I suggest you read that before this, but it probably won't be necessary…

Disclaimer: I am not Tamora Pierce, now do I own any of her creations.

Midwinter Ball

Once upon a time, there was a Lady Knight named Alanna, who had been named Pie Eating champion of all Tortall. As Pie Eating Champion, she got to decide the fate of her challenger. Now what did she do, you might ask? Read to find out!

Jon: "ALANNA!!!"

Alanna: "Yes, Your Highness?" –Looks around innocently-

Jon: "How dare you pick such an ugly dress for me to wear!"

Alanna: "But..That's one of my best dresses!" –Pretends, badly, to look offended-

Jon: "Oh. Umm…Sorry."

Alanna: What an idiot… -Skips away-

Meanwhile, On the Practice Courts:

Yuki: -In a sigsong voice- "Kel! Where are you dear Protector?"

Kel: "Ugh, what sounds like it's dieing?"

Yuki: "How rude! And to think I was going to let you come try one dresses with me!"

Kel: "Good, I don't want to."

Yuki: "You didn't let me finish! Now I'm going to make you! Oh girls!"

-Alanna, Buri, and Daine walk in looking evil-

Kel: "Uhh…I gotta go…feed the sparrows! Ya!" –Starts to run away-

Alanna: "Oh no you don't!" –Turns Kel into a statue-

-They then run back inside pulling Kel along in a little red wagon while giggling-

In Neal's room:

Neal: "It's ok dearest cousin! I am thinking of a plan for her to fall in love with you right now!"

Dom: "And that's supposed to make me feel better Meathead?"

Meathead: "I told you! It's Sir Meathead now! And yes, it is."

–Skips away singing a strange song about a puppy named Midnite-

Me: "Oh! Ya, sorry about the puppy thing my little brother is doing that right now…"

Dom: "Who said that?"

Me: "A ghooooost!"

Dom: "Really? In that case…AAAAAAAAH!!!!" –Runs away-

In Yuki's Room:

Yuki: "Are all the exits blocked off? Magically and phsically? Ok, then you can unfreeze her now!"

Kel: -Realizes she is unfrozen and starts screaming for help-

Buri: "Now, now Kel! We can do this the hard way or the easy way. Preferably the easy way because I already have a headache from attempting a conversation with Meathead."

Daine: "And Numair just spent the last 5 hours explaining the up's and down's of Wildmafic to me. As if I don't know those already?!?!" –Coughs- "Sorry."

Yuki: "Ignore them. Now go behind that screen and try this dress on."

Kel: -Hangs head and does as she is told-

In the Real World:

Me: "Hi guys! Time for…an Author's Note! YAYAYAYAY!"

Sooper Dooper A/N: Don't worry! It'll get better once I write about the Ball! I need reviews please people! Pretty please! I'll give you a Jone's Soda! Omg! Those things are like the best thing in the world! –Cough- Sorry.