Author 2: Okay, so this is the result of Authors 1 and 2's boredom and/or insanity. Beware of some OOCness, although we tried to avoid it.
Author 1: I wanna be a mongoose!
Author 2: Um…that's…nice.
Author 1: I WANNA SAMMICH!
Author 2: Oh…um, we've been a little obsessed with GIR from Invader Zim lately, so please excuse any random outbursts.
Author 1: I miss cupcake!
Author 2: Okay, so, we're gonna let Jaden do the disclaimer while we, the insane authoresses, sing the "Doom Song".
Both: Doom, doom, d-doom, doom, DOOM, doom doom doom…
Jaden: Okay, um, Authors 1 and 2…
Authors: doom, DOOM, doomy doom doom, doom, DOOM…
Jaden: …Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh GX…
Authors: d-doom, doom, doom, DOOM…
Jaden: …Whose Line is it Anyway…
Authors: doomy doomy doom, doom, DOOM, doom….
Jaden: …or Invader Zim, from which they got all their random GIR lines and the "Doom Song"…
Authors: …doom, DOOM! Song's over!
Jaden: …Um…Enjoy the story!
Zane stood on the stairs between the rows of audience members, which was everyone attending Duel Academy, including the teachers, Dorothy, Pharaoh the cat, Chancellor Crowler and Vice-Chancellor Bonaparte. Zane held up a microphone and started,
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway: GX Version, the fan fic where everything is made-up and the points don't matter."
Zane then walked down the stairs, looking extremely bored, and sat behind the desk on stage.
"I'm your host, Zane Truesdale. Moving on to the cast, let's give it up for 'I really need a better catchphrase', Jaden Yuki."
Most of the audience cheered loudly, except for Pharaoh, who 'mewed' and Crowler and Bonaparte, who both looked slightly aggravated. Zane held up a hand to silence the crowd, and continued.
"'I really need some confidence', Syrus Truesdale."
Most people looked at each other with confusion, some Slifers cheered, some students recognized the name Truesdale, while most Obelisks yelled out insults such as "Slifer Slacker" and "Slifer Slime". Zane silenced them with a glare and continued.
"'Who needs a Mary-Sue when you can have' Alexis Rhodes."
Laughter came from most students, along with comments like "She's the definition of a Mary-Sue!" Alexis glared daggers at Zane, who simply shrugged it off.
"And, 'The living definition of a moronic-jerk', Chazz Princeton."
The crowd cheered, a few people who knew Chazz laughed, some fangirls screamed, a few people shouted "Chazz it up!", and Chazz was fuming at Zane, who was taking complete enjoyment in his anger.
"Okay, now that that's over with, lets move on to our first game, Scenes from a Hat." Zane announced, pulling a hat from under the desk. The cast got up, Jaden and Syrus moving to the left and Alexis and Chazz to the right. Zane pulled out a small piece of paper and read what it said.
"What Chancellor Crowler does in his spare time."
Crowler tensed up and glared at the cast members, who were all giggling. Then Jaden stepped up and started pacing.
"Hmmm….How shall I torture the Slifers today……Hmmmm…."
Zane hit the buzzer and Jaden was quickly replaced by Chazz, who was imitating holding up a mirror and putting on lipstick. He then smacked his lips, puckered them, and started making small but noticeable kissing noises at his "mirror". The cast and audience laughed, Crowler was fuming, and Zane smirked as he hit the buzzer. He reached into the hat and pulled out another piece of paper.
"Odd things to hear from the little voice in your head."
Chazz stepped up first.
"I hate you so much."
Zane hit the buzzer, allowing Chazz to be replaced by Jaden.
"I'm the little voice in your head. No, I'm the little voice in your head. I'm the little voice in your head! I'm Flame Wing Man! I am the real little voice in your head. No way, I'm the real little voice in your head!" – here, Jaden pretended to hold up a small microphone as if he where on a P.A. system – "Will the real little voice in your head please stand up?" – he put away the pretend microphone – "I swear, I'm the little voice in your head!"
Zane pressed the buzzer, but Jaden ignored him.
"I'm Clay Man! I'm really the real little voice in your head."
Buzz!
"I'm the little voice in your head."
Buzzz!
"I'm Bubble Man!"
With another failed buzz, Syrus stepped out and dragged Jaden to the side. Zane mouthed 'thank you' to his brother before pulling out the next scene. He laughed a little before saying it out loud.
"You better not screw this up." the Obelisk warned, "What Zane is thinking right now."
Chazz smirked and walked up.
"I hate you all." he announced before returning to his place, being replaced by Syrus.
"I hate my younger brother." Syrus said. Zane nodded, knowing there was more. "He's so much cuter than me."
Zane glared, but let it go for the sake of the fic (thanks Zane!). He then hit the buzzer and dug around in the hat before pulling out the next meaningless strip of paper.
"A glimpse into the dreams of Chazz Princeton."
Alexis sighed and stepped up, standing in the camera's view for a moment, then walked back, leaving the audience laughing hysterically. She was replaced by Jaden and Syrus, who started holding their throats and acting like they were dying. They then collapsed on the floor, completely immobile. Zane hit the buzzer a few times, indicating the end of the game. Syrus and Jaden got up and all four cast members took their seats. Zane looked at them.
"You know, I would give points, but they don't matter." He turned to the audience, "Yes, you heard right, the points don't matter. They're just like Syrus."
"Hey! That's just mean!" Syrus shouted. Zane shrugged.
"I'm your big brother, Sy, I'm supposed to be mean. Check the manual." Zane replied with a smirk. Syrus sighed in defeat. Just as Zane was about to announce the next game, a voice could be heard in the distance, singing some odd, annoying song.
"Once there was one dot which turned into two dots which turned into three dots which turned into four,"
The audience and cast looked around, most scanning the top row of the audience to see if some bored student had started singing.
"Which turned into five dots which turned into six dots which turned into seven and then eight dots,"
Everyone's attention then turned to the cast and camera crew, wondering if they were playing a pointless prank.
"That turned into nine dots that turned into ten dots that turned into eleven dots which turned into twelve,"
"What is that?" Bastion asked from behind one of the cameras. Everyone shrugged as the voice continued.
"Which turned into thirteen dots that turned into fourteen dots that turned into fifteen then sixteen dots,"
Zane looked up at the ceiling and cleared his throat loudly.
"Ahem?"
The voice stopped abruptly.
"Yes?" it asked.
"Who are you?" Zane asked, feeling like an idiot as he talked with the ceiling. A few giggles could be heard before the voice answered.
"Author 1."
"And what are you doing?" Zane asked. More giggles.
"Singin' about dots." the insane authoress replied.
"Can you please stop?" the host questioned.
"Why?"
"Because we're trying to perform your fan fic."
"Oh…Nope."
"Please?" the entire cast and crew begged.
"Aww…fine…"
"Thank you," said Zane. He turned back to the cast. "Okay, let's move on to our next game-" Zane was cut off by Author 1.
"Which turned into seventeen dots which turned into eighteen dots that turned into nineteen dots that turned twenty dots-"
"Author 1?" Zane interrupted.
"Yeah?" the psychotic authoress replied.
"Shut up." Zane said rudely.
"Meanie." the authoress muttered, but she stayed silent anyway.
"As I was saying, let's move on to our next game, World's Worst. In this game, the cast stands on the world's worst step and make up examples for the world's worst something." – here, he turned to the audience – "I need a suggestion from the audience. So, world's worst what?"
The audience screamed out many suggestions, such as "world's worst job", "world's worst person to work with", and one idiotic Obelisk shouted "monkey!"…God knows where that came from. Zane wrote something down on a card and turned to the cast.
"I'm gonna go with world's worst person to work with. Go ahead."
Jaden was the first to go up, and he made a very bold move. He walked out to the audience, grabbed Bonaparte by the wrist, walked him to the stage, placed him in front of the camera, and returned to his spot on the "world's worst step".
The audience and cast erupted with laughter. Even Zane was laughing! Bonaparte grunted angrily and walked back to the snickering crowd, glaring at a hysterical Jaden once he was seated. And as soon as Bonaparte sat down, Chazz stepped up, walked to the audience, and did exactly what Jaden did, except he took Crowler to the stage.
The laughing grew so loud, the studio was trembling. And, yes, even Zane found it impossible to control his laughter. Once everyone recovered, Syrus stepped up and stood in front of the camera for a minute, then stepped back. And the roaring laughter returned, even though half of the student body didn't know who he was (author 2: no offense to anyone who likes Syrus! Trust me, he's one of my favorite characters and author 1 is a fangirl...I just like Zane more!)
Next, Jaden got up and put his hands up as if he were gripping the top of a cubical. He poked his over the "wall" repeatedly stating "I see you working! I see you working!"
Zane buzzed him out quickly and Alexis took his place. She acted like she was leaning on something and started babbling.
"So, I was all 'No way' and she was all 'Yeah, way' and I was like 'No. Way.' and then he was all 'Shut up' so I was like 'You shut up'."
Then she faked laughter. Zane buzzed her out and kept pressing the buzzer, letting them know he didn't want them to play the game anymore.
"1000 points each to Jaden and Chazz for telling us the truth." he stated. Crowler and Bonaparte glared at their former top-student, who turned to them with a smirk on his face. "No offense meant to you two. It's all in the name of comedy. And, quite frankly, it is the truth."
Here, the audience, all except the two chancellors, exploded with more laughter. Zane continued to smirk.
"Hey, the truth hurts."
More laughter.
"And the great thing is, they can't do anything to me because I'm not in their school anymore." as Zane said this, his smirk turned into a small grin. Both Crowler and Bonaparte were fuming, and everyone half expected smoke to start trailing out of their ears at any second.
"Okay, we have one more game for you today." Zane announced. "Unlikely superhero!"
The cast members stood up, Jaden going to the center of stage and everyone else going off to the side, standing next to Zane's desk.
"Okay, for this game I need the name of an unlikely superhero."
The audience burst out with strange names, but one in particular grabbed Zane's attention.
"I heard 'Office Supply Man'," he said, looking back to Jaden "I don't know why, but I'm going to go with it. Now, we need a crisis for Office Supply Man."
More suggestions.
"Okay, okay. How about 'The world is out of post-its'." Zane said. But the audience kept screaming suggestions like mad. "Shut up!" Zane shouted. There was a sudden silence in the studio. "Good. So, Office Supply Man, the world is out of post-its. What are we going to do?"
Jaden scurried back and fourth, grabbing pretend office supplies and naming them as he went on.
"Okay, we have a stapler, and paper, paper clips, rubber bands, pens, pencils," he stopped abruptly, a confused look on his face. "Hmm…it seems I'm out of post-its. No matter, I'll just run to the store and get some…" Jaden's voice trailed off as he pretended to watch a news report. He then stared at the "television" (aka: one of the camera lenses) with disbelief. "No…that...can't...be…The world? Out of post-its! Impossible! I sure hope my super friends get here soon!"
With that, Syrus jumped into view.
"I came as soon as I heard!" he exclaimed. Jaden looked relieved.
"Thank goodness you're here……Panic Attack Kid!"
Syrus sighed and shook his head, then got into character.
"D-d-did you h-h-h-h-hear the n-news?" he stuttered. "Th-t-the world i-is o-o-o-out of p-po-p-post-its!"
"Yes, I heard. It's terrible, isn't it. What are we going to do?"
"I-I d-don't kn-know! W-why a-are you a-asking m-m-me?" here, Syrus started hyperventilating. Then, Alexis came in.
"I'm here!" she announced. Syrus took a break from his hyperventilating.
"Th-thank God! I-it's Constantly Babbles About Nothing Girl!" okay, he's back to hyperventilating over the post-its. Alexis rolled her eyes then did exactly as Syrus said: babbled about nothing.
"So, I heard the world is out of post-its. That's weird, huh? I mean, usually you think 'oh, post-its, whatever' but then, when the world is like, out of them, you think 'oh, I really needed those'. Right? Blah, blah, blah, babble, babble, blather."
"Sure…" said Jaden as Syrus stopped his panic-attack. "So what are we going to about it?" Syrus then proceeded to have another fake panic-attack. Here Chazz jumped in.
"Alright, I'm here. What do you want?" he grunted.
"Like, thank God, it's, like, Captain Cry-Baby!" Alexis exclaimed. Chazz grunted.
"I heard about the post-its." he whined. He then knelt on the floor, pounding it with his fist while he pretended to cry. "Why the post-its!" he shouted. "Why not the sharpie markers!"
Jaden gasped and pretended to clutch a pack of Sharpies, stroking it with one hand.
"He didn't mean it."
Buzz!
Everyone sat down and looked over at Zane.
"Okay, I'm not in the mood to give points." he said. Jaden was still clutching the "pack of markers"
"Uh, Jay?" said Syrus.
"Yeah?" Jaden asked.
"Game's over."
"Oh."
A/N
Author 2: Heehee! That was fun!
Author 1: (is still singing the dot song from earlier) That turned into seventy dots that turned into seventy-one dots…
Author 2: Shut up!
Author 1: Aw…Okay.
Author 2: Thank you.
Author 1: You're no fun.
Author 2: Okay, reviewers, please R&R!
-The Authors of Wolf-blades-wings
