What up peeps! I was inspired to make a story of one-shots, drabbles, and other things, by Bahamut PURE's –Blurbs and Other Such Things, and In-The-Light-Hija's A Pile of One-Shots and the Like. So I came up with this!
Some of things in here are more than one chapter, but, oh well! This is better than tons of random one-shots you'd have to search through to find the right one.
I will also be taking requests, so don't be afraid to do so! But PLEASE, unless you do not have an account, are too young, or some other reason, please P.M. me, m'kay? Good!
I also made a revamped Kolhii game, with a goalie-type-thing and 5 offensive and 3 defensive players, something like soccer. They play thirty games in a season, and then the top four teams reach the tournament!
Well, on to the one-shot things!
Disclaimer: I don't own Bionicle.
The Story of Misfit Things
Teaching, Part 1
Lewa walked into the classroom and set a big binder on his desk. Today would be his first day teaching Le-Matoran, and he was excited! Just kidding. Who would be excited about teaching those little brats 8 hours a day, five days a week?
But sadly, Lewa had to do 'community service' after the fruit incident. You see, Lewa had decided to make all of the fruit that hangs in the trees above Le-Koro fall to the ground where the Matoran could harvest them easier.
However, Lewa had forgotten that one thing stood between the jungle floor and the fruit: Le-Koro. And, of course, all of the Le-Matoran were gathered in the town square to listen to Turaga Matau's harvest time speech thingy.
So all of the fruit landed on the Matoran, Toa Inika Kongu, and Turaga Matau. Kongu had chased Lewa all throughout the streets of Le-Koro, a mob of angry Le-Matoran at his heels, until Lewa remembered he could fly using his Air Katana.
Kongu had finally been able to blast him out of the sky, and then Lewa faced his punishment for getting fruit extracts all over the Matoran.
Boreas walked into the room and sat at a desk in the front row. Matau had said during the Harvest Time Announcements that a school in all the Wahi's had been set up, since few Matoran even knew how to do much beyond work.
"Toa-hero Lewa?"
Lewa turned toward the Le-Matoran. "Yes?"
"What are you going to learn-teach us?"
"How to read-write and how to play good Kolhii. We finished 7-23 last season, that is not cool-good!"
Boreas nodded. The Le-Koro Gukkos HAD sucked last year.
Just then, 23 Le-Matoran burst through the door.
"Hi Toa-Hero Lewa!" said Kumo.
Lewa smiled. So far, school wasn't so bad. "Hello-hi Kumo. Take a seat."
The Le-Matoran filed into the desks and stared intently at Lewa. "First," said Lewa. "We are going to learn how to play better Kolhii, because that is the most fun-good thing to do!"
There were murmurs of agreement among the students. "Okay," stated Lewa. "Everyone to the Kolhii field! First two there are captains!"
The Le-Matoran cheered and raced toward the Kolhii field.
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"I pick… Shu!"
"And that leaves me with Boreas!"
"Okay!" Lewa ordered. "You two teams, go to your respective sides of the field and…" He threw the Kolhii ball onto the field. "PLAY BALL!"
After about five minutes, the Kumo's team was up 3-2. Lewa shook his head. Their defense… it SUCKED! Kumo slipped and fell on the ground, and some of the other Kolhii players ran over to him. They talked quietly, and left with smiles on their faces.
The Kolhii players walked around whispering to their teammates excitedly. As they started playing Kolhii again, Lewa sat down and gazed up at the trees.
Suddenly, there was a voice. "LOOK OUT, TOA-HERO LEWA!" Lewa looked down just in time to see the Kolhii ball slam into his face. "OW!" Lewa was rocked back. Lewa looked back toward the field, but another THING hit him in the face before he could get a good look.
"I thought you guys only had ONE Kolhii ball…" Lewa looked at the field, and saw his Le-Matoran students fire more fruit at him. Lewa licked his lips. Fruit juice! The pieces of fruit slammed into Lewa.
The Air Toa pulled out his Air Katana and tried blocking some of the oncoming fruit with them. But just then, more fruit slammed into his back. "Take THAT!"
That was Kongu! Realization dawned on Lewa. The Matoran and Kongu were getting their revenge on him by pummeling him with fruit! Lewa tried running, put more fruit pelted him. He slipped on a fruit skin and fell off of the tree platform.
Lewa plummeted to the ground below, and landed with a sickening CRUNCH. "AAAAAUUUUUGGHH!" Kongu and the Le-Matoran grimaced at Lewa's shouts of pain.
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"Well Toa Lewa, thanks to my limited healing powers with water, you are good to move around with a few bandages. Just, ah, don't do anything stupid again, okay?"
Lewa nodded, and hopped up stiffly. "Yes, Turaga Nokoma. And what do you say-mean, again?"
Tahu grinned. "Lewa, that's what you get for pelting you village with fruit. A hospital visit and a year of teaching school."
Nokoma glanced over at the Toa Nuva of Fire. "You'll ALL be teaching from now on, Toa Tahu."
Tahu's face visibly paled. Lewa laughed. "Just remember to watch your head, fire-spitter."
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And he first One-shot thingy is done! Again, feel free tio drop in requests, with anything from angst, to humor, to adventure, heck, I'll even head into unknown territory and make a pairing one-shot. Remember, if you do request, please P.M. me unless you do not have an account!
Anyway, please review and/or request!
