FF10 Deleted Scenes
By: Crystal Wind



Yuna walks on the water to send the people to the Farplane


Tidus: HOLY SHIT!


Yuna suddenly plunges in the water


Yuna: Damn. I lost my balance!


Lulu glances in the water to find a balancing beam


Lulu: What a cheap piece of work that is...


Yuna: Well excuse me!


Lulu: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!


Yuna: BRING IT ON!


Tidus: Uh.... Ladies?


Lulu and Yuna: SHUT UP BLEACH BLONDE, WE'RE BUSY!


Both grab Tidus and throw him in the water


Tidus: MY CLOTHES! THEY'RE RUINED! MY MAKEUP IS RUNNING! WAHHHH!


Director: Someone...get me some aspirin...please.


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Blooper #2:

Auron is analyzing Rikku


Rikku: ...


Auron: Open your eyes.


Rikku opens one eye


Auron: Damn....


Rikku: That's not the line!


Auron: But you have a big clump of mascara on your eye!


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Blooper # 3

Tidus is holding on for dear life off a ledge.


(Background music starts to play as Auron approaches)


Auron looks around


Auron: WHY does this music sound so seductive?


Tidus: I dunno.


Director: CUT!! Auron, it's supposed to sound that way!


Director covers his mouth as Auron stares at him.


Auron: (Unsheathes sword) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?


Director: Uh...nothing...nothing at all!


Auron: I know you're a yaoi fan! Rikku told me!


Tidus: YOU SICK BASTERD!


Director: I'M AM NOT!!


====F.Y.I No offense to yaoi fans *^-^===========

Blooper # 4:


Yuna is about to kiss Seymour


Tidus: ERRRRR!


Yuna kisses Seymour and bells ring


Tidus looks shocked at first, but then turns angry


Seymour: Kill them...


Yuna: With what...your breath?!


Seymour: Wha?!


Yuna: Your breath stinks to high Heaven! I'm surprised I'm not dead!


People in the background snicker

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Blooper # 5:

Tidus and Yuna are in the water


Yuna: sob sniff


Tidus: Yuna...


Yuna looks up in sadness


Tidus stares at her for a minute then kisses her


Tidus: Umm...shiken raaman... (Yum...chicken ramen)


Director: TIDUS! THAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING!


Tidus: So is your love for yaoi!


Director: I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE YAOI!


Rikku: Yeah sure! I think these pictures from your file say different!


Tidus: YOU HAVE OVER 1000 FILES OF FF YAOI?!


Rikku: He even has fanfics written about you and Auron!!!


Director runs off in panic as Auron and Tidus chase him


Auron: I'LL DIG YOUR GRAVE!!! YOU HEAR ME?!


Tidus: YOU SICK PERVERT!!!


Yuna and Rikku sweatdrop


Rikku: Wanna look at the files about Auron and Tidus?


Yuna: Okay ^^

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Welp! That's the first chapter! But to all you yaoi lovers, don't take the wise crack personally, kay?