FF10 Deleted Scenes
By: Crystal Wind
Yuna walks on the water to send the people to the Farplane
Tidus: HOLY SHIT!
Yuna suddenly plunges in the water
Yuna: Damn. I lost my balance!
Lulu glances in the water to find a balancing beam
Lulu: What a cheap piece of work that is...
Yuna: Well excuse me!
Lulu: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!
Yuna: BRING IT ON!
Tidus: Uh.... Ladies?
Lulu and Yuna: SHUT UP BLEACH BLONDE, WE'RE BUSY!
Both grab Tidus and throw him in the water
Tidus: MY CLOTHES! THEY'RE RUINED! MY MAKEUP IS RUNNING! WAHHHH!
Director: Someone...get me some aspirin...please.
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Blooper #2:
Auron is analyzing Rikku
Rikku: ...
Auron: Open your eyes.
Rikku opens one eye
Auron: Damn....
Rikku: That's not the line!
Auron: But you have a big clump of mascara on your eye!
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Blooper # 3
Tidus is holding on for dear life off a ledge.
(Background music starts to play as Auron approaches)
Auron looks around
Auron: WHY does this music sound so seductive?
Tidus: I dunno.
Director: CUT!! Auron, it's supposed to sound that way!
Director covers his mouth as Auron stares at him.
Auron: (Unsheathes sword) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Director: Uh...nothing...nothing at all!
Auron: I know you're a yaoi fan! Rikku told me!
Tidus: YOU SICK BASTERD!
Director: I'M AM NOT!!
====F.Y.I No offense to yaoi fans *^-^===========
Blooper # 4:
Yuna is about to kiss Seymour
Tidus: ERRRRR!
Yuna kisses Seymour and bells ring
Tidus looks shocked at first, but then turns angry
Seymour: Kill them...
Yuna: With what...your breath?!
Seymour: Wha?!
Yuna: Your breath stinks to high Heaven! I'm surprised I'm not dead!
People in the background snicker
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Blooper # 5:
Tidus and Yuna are in the water
Yuna: sob sniff
Tidus: Yuna...
Yuna looks up in sadness
Tidus stares at her for a minute then kisses her
Tidus: Umm...shiken raaman... (Yum...chicken ramen)
Director: TIDUS! THAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING!
Tidus: So is your love for yaoi!
Director: I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE YAOI!
Rikku: Yeah sure! I think these pictures from your file say different!
Tidus: YOU HAVE OVER 1000 FILES OF FF YAOI?!
Rikku: He even has fanfics written about you and Auron!!!
Director runs off in panic as Auron and Tidus chase him
Auron: I'LL DIG YOUR GRAVE!!! YOU HEAR ME?!
Tidus: YOU SICK PERVERT!!!
Yuna and Rikku sweatdrop
Rikku: Wanna look at the files about Auron and Tidus?
Yuna: Okay ^^
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Welp! That's the first chapter! But to all you yaoi lovers, don't take the wise crack personally, kay?
By: Crystal Wind
Yuna walks on the water to send the people to the Farplane
Tidus: HOLY SHIT!
Yuna suddenly plunges in the water
Yuna: Damn. I lost my balance!
Lulu glances in the water to find a balancing beam
Lulu: What a cheap piece of work that is...
Yuna: Well excuse me!
Lulu: YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!
Yuna: BRING IT ON!
Tidus: Uh.... Ladies?
Lulu and Yuna: SHUT UP BLEACH BLONDE, WE'RE BUSY!
Both grab Tidus and throw him in the water
Tidus: MY CLOTHES! THEY'RE RUINED! MY MAKEUP IS RUNNING! WAHHHH!
Director: Someone...get me some aspirin...please.
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Blooper #2:
Auron is analyzing Rikku
Rikku: ...
Auron: Open your eyes.
Rikku opens one eye
Auron: Damn....
Rikku: That's not the line!
Auron: But you have a big clump of mascara on your eye!
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Blooper # 3
Tidus is holding on for dear life off a ledge.
(Background music starts to play as Auron approaches)
Auron looks around
Auron: WHY does this music sound so seductive?
Tidus: I dunno.
Director: CUT!! Auron, it's supposed to sound that way!
Director covers his mouth as Auron stares at him.
Auron: (Unsheathes sword) WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?
Director: Uh...nothing...nothing at all!
Auron: I know you're a yaoi fan! Rikku told me!
Tidus: YOU SICK BASTERD!
Director: I'M AM NOT!!
====F.Y.I No offense to yaoi fans *^-^===========
Blooper # 4:
Yuna is about to kiss Seymour
Tidus: ERRRRR!
Yuna kisses Seymour and bells ring
Tidus looks shocked at first, but then turns angry
Seymour: Kill them...
Yuna: With what...your breath?!
Seymour: Wha?!
Yuna: Your breath stinks to high Heaven! I'm surprised I'm not dead!
People in the background snicker
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Blooper # 5:
Tidus and Yuna are in the water
Yuna: sob sniff
Tidus: Yuna...
Yuna looks up in sadness
Tidus stares at her for a minute then kisses her
Tidus: Umm...shiken raaman... (Yum...chicken ramen)
Director: TIDUS! THAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING!
Tidus: So is your love for yaoi!
Director: I TOLD YOU I DON'T LIKE YAOI!
Rikku: Yeah sure! I think these pictures from your file say different!
Tidus: YOU HAVE OVER 1000 FILES OF FF YAOI?!
Rikku: He even has fanfics written about you and Auron!!!
Director runs off in panic as Auron and Tidus chase him
Auron: I'LL DIG YOUR GRAVE!!! YOU HEAR ME?!
Tidus: YOU SICK PERVERT!!!
Yuna and Rikku sweatdrop
Rikku: Wanna look at the files about Auron and Tidus?
Yuna: Okay ^^
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Welp! That's the first chapter! But to all you yaoi lovers, don't take the wise crack personally, kay?
