Whore House Of Horror
Jay and silent Bob were just playing Rogue Spear on there (rented) Dreamcast.
"Hey Silent Bob its almost time to go to that Whore house downtown you tubby
bitch." As jay says this Silent Bob's charater shoots Jyas charater dead.
"Fuck, Silent Bob lets go!" Thus after that Jay and Silent Bob go off to the
Whore House.
Several hours go by and they (Jay and Silent Bob) are there. Jay knocks on the
door. Then a man in black apears. "Hey weres the fuckin' chicks cock smoker?"
As jay asks this question the man says: "I am the butler. Iam here to open
the door. What you seek is inside." Jay goes up front of the man. "Sir could
you give me a tip." Then Jays says: "When your with a chick go for the clyt."
Even though the door guy is pissed he lets them in.
The Madam greets them and says: "Welcome would you like to pay now are latter?"
"Me and my freind Silent Bob would like to pay later (Because they have know money
on them except $2.32) kay." Then the madam gets the prostitutes out and says: "Chose
out of each of them and what you would like." "I want the asian chick and i'd like
to fuck her dog style while listening to song I brought." Then the Madam says: "And
your tubby freind?" Then Silent Bob wispers into jay's ear. "My tubby freind would
just like a hand job from that blond chick over there." They then go into seperate
rooms.
In one room jay is havein sex with the asain woman with the Nine Inch Nails song Closer
in the back round. As for Silent bob he pretty much just got a hand job. Anyway by this
time Jay and Silent Bob then try to dicht the house at the same time when... "Yo Silent
Bob the hookers they cornered." Then they showed that they had fangs and were obviously
vampires us man god if your there i'll become a priest if I survive this." And then the
glass breaks and Blade (From the Movie Blade) apears some what fights off some of the
Vampires. Then gets Jay, Silent bob and has them go on his bike and they get the hell out
of their.
(Latter)
Donte and Randal are walking around intill they are in front of the whore house and Randal
says: "Hey Donte this is the Whore house i was telling you about wanna go in?" "Why?" "To get
your mind off Vironica." "Well Randal maybe, no lets just go home." And so they do and Jay
obviously dosen't become a Preist but pleeds Blade to teach him some moves like what he did to
those vampires. Blade then diclines.
The end
Rember to reveiw i realy wanna know what you think.
Jay and silent Bob were just playing Rogue Spear on there (rented) Dreamcast.
"Hey Silent Bob its almost time to go to that Whore house downtown you tubby
bitch." As jay says this Silent Bob's charater shoots Jyas charater dead.
"Fuck, Silent Bob lets go!" Thus after that Jay and Silent Bob go off to the
Whore House.
Several hours go by and they (Jay and Silent Bob) are there. Jay knocks on the
door. Then a man in black apears. "Hey weres the fuckin' chicks cock smoker?"
As jay asks this question the man says: "I am the butler. Iam here to open
the door. What you seek is inside." Jay goes up front of the man. "Sir could
you give me a tip." Then Jays says: "When your with a chick go for the clyt."
Even though the door guy is pissed he lets them in.
The Madam greets them and says: "Welcome would you like to pay now are latter?"
"Me and my freind Silent Bob would like to pay later (Because they have know money
on them except $2.32) kay." Then the madam gets the prostitutes out and says: "Chose
out of each of them and what you would like." "I want the asian chick and i'd like
to fuck her dog style while listening to song I brought." Then the Madam says: "And
your tubby freind?" Then Silent Bob wispers into jay's ear. "My tubby freind would
just like a hand job from that blond chick over there." They then go into seperate
rooms.
In one room jay is havein sex with the asain woman with the Nine Inch Nails song Closer
in the back round. As for Silent bob he pretty much just got a hand job. Anyway by this
time Jay and Silent Bob then try to dicht the house at the same time when... "Yo Silent
Bob the hookers they cornered." Then they showed that they had fangs and were obviously
vampires us man god if your there i'll become a priest if I survive this." And then the
glass breaks and Blade (From the Movie Blade) apears some what fights off some of the
Vampires. Then gets Jay, Silent bob and has them go on his bike and they get the hell out
of their.
(Latter)
Donte and Randal are walking around intill they are in front of the whore house and Randal
says: "Hey Donte this is the Whore house i was telling you about wanna go in?" "Why?" "To get
your mind off Vironica." "Well Randal maybe, no lets just go home." And so they do and Jay
obviously dosen't become a Preist but pleeds Blade to teach him some moves like what he did to
those vampires. Blade then diclines.
The end
Rember to reveiw i realy wanna know what you think.
