Kradam 4 Life-Kradam at the Beach
Okay, so I had this idea of Kradam going to all of these places being, well, themselves! This chapter was inspired by a time that I went to the beach with my friend...
Also, the ending's pretty random and stupid…sorry 'bout that…
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Adam- Yay! We're at the beach! *hops up and down, clapping like a little girl.*
Lila- Uh, Adam, why'd I have to come?
Adam- Because I wanted you to!
Lila- Don't you want…quality time with your…boyfriend…?
Kris- NO!!!!!
Adam- Hm…*pushes Lila* Bye Lila!
Kris- NO! Don't leave me here with that. *points to Adam, who is…being himself…*
Lila- Oh I'm not leaving. I have to make sure you two kids behave!
Kris- Yes…
Lila- SO let's get in the water before-
Adam-
NOOOOOOOO!!!
Lila- What, you don't want to go into the ocean?
Adam- Well, I'm allergic to water…
Lila- How? You're, like, 70% water…
Adam- *sneezes* No wonder I'm sick…
Lila- Adam, you'll survive, no COME ON! *drags Adam into ocean*
Adam- *screaming* NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I WANT TO LIVE!!!!!!!
Kris- Adam…you'll be fine…
Adam- BUT THE WATER'S SO…nice…C'mon Kris! Get in!
Kris- Wow…
Lila- Well at least we got him in…
Adam- *singing badly* I BELIEVE I CAN FLLYYYYYYY!!!!!! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKKKKYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Lila- Um, Adam, you KNOW you're singing bad when William Hung has a better version of the song…
Adam- I THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY! SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY!!!!
Kris- And he's still singing…
Adam- Fine…SHE BANGS-
Lila- She makes you shut the fuck up…
Adam- Fine…You people suck…
Lila- I thought you loved him.
Adam- *thinks for a second* He can still suck…Just like all my other boyfriends…
Kris- Okay then…
Adam- Ooh! Giant hole! I wanna make one!
Lila- Um…Adam…What's the point of a giant hole?
Adam- Uh! It has a lot of purpose!
Lila- Ya…like what?!?
Adam- Um, Kris! You tell her!
Kris- I'm staying out of this…
Adam- Well, it, uh…Keeps me occupied!
Lila- Works for me…As long as I don't have to deal with your stupidity…
Kris- Or me…
(Lila and Kris stand doing nothing as Adam happily digs hole)
Kris- I think I'll join him…
Lila- Loser…
Adam- You know, this would be SO much easier with a giant shovel like that one…*points to little kid's toy shovel* Maybe we could borrow it…
Lila- I wouldn't recommend trying to steal the shovel…
Adam- Well I wouldn't STEAL it…I'd rent it!
Lila- Adam, it's probably worth, like, $2…
Adam- Well I'd pay them $1!
Kris- Yes, because $1 will get them really far…
Adam- They could put it in the bank!
Lila- And in 10 years it'll be…$2…
Adam- Well…it'll be…a lot of money in, like 100 years!
Lila- Doubt it with the interest rate they'll get…and besides, they'll be dead!
Adam- But they could give it to their children!
Lila- Who cares?!? They can't spend it!
Adam- But they don't HAVE to put it in the bank…
Lila- …forget it…I don't think $1 would matter to the owner…They're probably, like, 6…
Adam- Fine…Ooh! Giant seashell! *runs to it* Giant seashell is running away! Giant seashell-
Kris- Adam, come back here! That's not a seashell…that's a-
Adam- OW!! GIANT SEASHELL EVIL!
Lila& Kris- Crab…
Adam- WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT BIT MEEEEEE!!!!!!
Lila- Adam, it'll bite you more if you don't stop slapping it…
Adam- I…don't…CAREEEEEE!!! OWWWWWW!!!
Lila- Kris…GO help the idiot…
Kris- Why me?!?
Lila- Because YOU'RE his boyfriend…
Kris- Ugh…Why can't YOU help him?!?
Lila- Because I'm a girl…
Kris- Fine…If it shuts you two up…*gets crab off of Adam*
Adam- Is it dead?
Kris- I think so…
Adam- *slaps Kris* Bastard.
Kris- What did I do?!?
Adam- Murderer.
Kris- Why do you care?!?
Adam- You killed something! I wanted to keep it as a pet!
Kris- Adam…
Adam- Kris…
Kris- ADAM!
Adam- What?!?
Kris- Stop looking at me like that…It's freaking me out…
Adam- Fine…I can…But I won't…
Kris- LILA!!!
Lila- Not getting involved in your little Lovefest over there…
Kris- WHAT?!?
Adam- YAY!!!
Kris- You suck Lila. You really do.
Lila- I thought you LOVED Adam, if you know what I mean…
Kris- Bitch.
Lila- I know! Bye Kradam!
Adam- Bye Lila!
Kris- Bitch.
Adam- She left! Now we can-
Kris- No, Adam. I think I'll go too…
Adam- NOOOOO DON'T LEAVE ME WITH…ooh…hot lifeguard…*runs after him* Hi! Are you gay?
Lifeguard- No…
Adam- Do ya want to be?
Lifeguard- *sigh* Listen, I have a girlfriend…No, I mean it this time!
Adam- Really? Cause you look kinda like my ex-boyfriend…
Allison- Adam! Why are you harassing Fred?!?
Adam- Fred…Oh! Now I remember you! You're not my ex! You're the guy on YouTube…
Allison- Yeah, *to Fred* Love ya! *to Adam* So if you bastards would excuse us…
Adam- Wait. KRIS is still here?!? YAY!
Allison- Um…no…I'm talking about him. *points to Fred* Let's go Archy!
Archy- Okay Alli!
Fred- Um…so are you still interested?
Adam- Aren't you a little YOUNG to be the lifeguard…
Fred- Well, he just left and I was the closest he could get to a replacement…Hey, do YOU want to help me get a girlfriend?
Adam- Sure…Judy, right?
Fred- Judy's SO five minutes ago…I'm talking about Allison! She's pretty…
Adam- Um…I think I'm going to stalk Kris now…BYE!
Fred- Wait. ADAM!!!!!
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Well, I finally got the first chapter up…I don't know HOW I thought of the stupid ending but…
Also, I would LOVE it if you would recommend somewhere for them to go. I have a few ideas, but I need more…
