Hello everybody! I'd like to thank Rini, my sister Dani, and sweet adeleine for reviewing my fic Pluto vs. chibi. Now everyone be warned I wrote this fic at 3 in the morning, scary! I don't own Sailor Moon, wouldn't that be fun though? Well anyways to weirdness and beyond!



A Day In Paradise

All was well and dandy in the land of Juban. Usagi skipped merrily along to her grandmother's house. Gaily singing songs about dieting. She stopped for a while to contemplate the meaning of one of the words in that last sentence. Shrugging she resumed her skipping, thoughts of anorexia mow filling her ears. Tuxedo Mask was nearby. But she paid him no mind. For her was again singing sonnets to his one true love. The fig tree. Notice I said "THE" fig tree, because it is the only fig tree in Japan. Then the sly darkened and a flash of lightning thundered across the land. But its evil purpose was never fulfilled because Sailorjupiter called it a naughty word for trying to steal her part, and it ran home crying. Now back to the two lovers and Usagi. 'Cause while we were gone Sailorpluto appeared. The reason of her visit was to give a dark prophecy.
Pluto: I have a DARK PROFISY!
Usagi: (blinks)
Tuxedo Mask: (gnawing at a rose end trying to make it sharp)
Fig Tree: (rustles branches)
Pluto: (sigh) HELLO!
Tuxedo Mask: Oh, hi Pluto.
Pluto: I have a DARK PROFISY!
Usagi: Really?
Pluto: Yup, bye.
Usagi: Bye!
Tuxedo Mask: Wait! You didn't tell us-
But he couldn't finish because the fig tree, who was not a nice fig tree, up and killed Momoru who has changed from Tuxedo for the heck of it. Then Usagi withered away.
Pluto:Opps. (Shrugs and walks away)
Nobody wanted the bodies so they were left where they were. And any body who passed by cried and said, "That's so SAD!" and ran home and up and killed themselves for the heck of it.
So the moral if the story is-
1. Never trust a fig tree, they are all EVIL!
2. Never try and steal Sailorjupiter's part.
And finally
3.Cheese is yummy!