Title: Getting Out of Paperwork

Pairing/s: Implied Anthony DiNozzo/Caitlin Todd and Timothy McGee/Abby Sciuto

Rating: K because even what Tony implies requires high levels of imagination which I don't even possess :P

Summary: Some people would do anything to get out of paperwork. Drabble, I guess.

Author's Notes: It seems that when I'm annoyed or ticked off I like to publish FF. Hum. Whaddaya know o.o this is a purely conversation fic, something I wanted to try. If you're confused between characters, here are a few tips. Kate calls McGee, McGee. Tony calls McGee, Probie. Kate calls Tony, Tony unless she's ticked off – then she calls him DiNozzo.


Getting Out of Paperwork

By KitsuneLauz

"Shut up, Tony!"

"No. You shut up!"

"You shut up!"

"You shut up!"

"No, y – Tony! This is ridiculous, we can't hide from Gibbs."

"Well, would you rather be doing paperwork, Kate?"

"Considering I'm standing in a closet with you and McGee…!"

"That's a bit harsh, Kate. …besides, you wanted to come!"

"I didn't have a choice, DiNozzo! You dragged me in here!"

"Shh!"

"…"

"Where is McGee anyway?"

"It's a closet, Kate, there aren't a lot of places he could be."

"Yeah, but where?"

"McGee, McGee?"

"…Probie? Oy, Probiee…"

"Ow! Tony! That's your arm in my face!"

"Whoops. It did feel suspiciously squishy there."

"…you're sick, DiNozzo."

"What? What did I say? Someone needs to get their mind out of the gutter, Kate."

"We all know what you were implying!"

"Well, what was that Kate?"

"Oh, that's low…like I'm going to say it!"

"Well then obviously I wasn't implying anything."

"Tony, you're a prick."

"And you love it."

"Argh, as if…you are such a…what are you…argh!"

"Speechless, Kate?"

"…"

"Anyway. Where were you anyway, McGee? And why didn't you say anything when we were looking for you before?"

"It's a closet, Kate; you can't look for anyone in pitch darkness."

"That's beside the point, Tony! Answer the question, McGee!"

"Er, T-Tony told me to be quiet or I wouldn't live to see Abby's birthday!"

"…it's not that bad, McGee."

"Abby's birthday is in two days!"

"Yeah, but it's not like Tony would have had the balls to kill you."

"Wow, did Caitlin Todd just say balls?"

"...shut up, DiNozzo."

"And what if I don't want to?"

"This is ridiculous. And now, thanks to Tony's brilliant idea, we're stuck in a closet."

"Well, I just wanted to help you guys get out of paperwork. But you guys could always leave if you wanted-"

"And get fired for hiding in a closet?"

"Okay, I admit, the situation is rather compromising…back me up here, Probie."

"Ah…uhm…"

"Shh!"

"DiNozzo!"

"Er…hi Boss?"

"Ow!"


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