A drabble, but it wasn't my fault. Bo wasn't in How to Succeeed in Hazzard.
In football, at least, substitutions made sense. Bring in a specialist to mow down that linebacker, trade out the shoulder injury for a healthy throwing arm.
Why Dewey Hogg substitutes for Hughie, who the Dukes have long since mastered, is anyone's guess. His impeccable timing is another wonder, what with Luke substituting Daisy for Bo.
Doesn't matter. Dukes trump Hoggs.
When everything's settled, Bo calls. Turns out Luke's missed him. "Hey there, stranger," he says, private tone in a public place. "Get home soon." Words he means more than the thousands he's wasted over the years of their lives together.
