Eagledawn (me): It's time for the DR. LEAFPOOL SHOW!
Leafpool: Hello and welcome to the Dr. Leafpool show. I, Leafpool, will help you with your personal problems! Our first patient…guest is Jaypaw!
Jaypaw: I hate everyone and have problems with everyone. GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT? HUH? DO YA? WANNA TUSSLE?
Leafpool: …excuse me. SQUIRRELFLIGHT, YOUR KID'S GONE NUTS!
Squirrelflight: Ugh, I knew I never should have kits with Brambleclaw because now Jaypaw's all emo, just like his grandfather!
Brambleclaw: How was I supposed to know he would get all emo? It's not my fault!
Jaypaw: Is it your fault that I'm…hopelessly…in love…with…CLOUDTAIL! FOOL! (scampers away)
Squirrelflight: …
Brambleclaw: …
Squirrelflight: …it's your fault he's gay.
Brambleclaw: But how is—
Squirrelflight: But why does it—
Brambleclaw: Quit cutting me off!
Squirrelflight: Quit cutting ME off!
Leafpool: …go get a room, for StarClan's sake!
Brambleclaw: (looks at Squirrelflight)
Squirrelflight: (looks at Brambleclaw)
Brambleclaw: Okay, suits me fine!
Squirrelflight: Yep, me too.
(they walk off together)
Jaypaw: I hate you.
Leafpool: (sweatdrop) And that's all the time we have today folks! See you next time on the DR. LEAFPOOL SHOW!
Jaypaw: I hate you too.
Eagledawn: (sweatdrop)
