Mello's Gotta gun!

Disclaimer: Me no own

Katana: Yeah, another one by Julie Brown. I was gonna put this in the school days fanfiction, but I didn't want Mello to…well…you'll see. Btw, Matt is singing this.

Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school

Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool

Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans

Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Mello was homecoming queen

He looked so pretty in black leather, leather

Riding the float with his tiara on, tiara on

Holding this humongous bouquet in his hand, bouquet

He looked straight out of Disneyland

You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E

ticket

The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked

I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something

The band was playing 'Sexy Back'

And all of a sudden somebody screamed

Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun

Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Mello's smiling and waving her gun

Picking off cheerleaders one by one

Oh Near's pompom just blew to bits

Oh no, L's head just did the splits

God, my best friend's on a shooting spree

Stop it, Mello, you're embarrassing me

How could you do what you it

Are you having a really bad diet?

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun

Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Stop Mello, you're making a mess

Powder burns all over your dress

An hour later the cops arrived

By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss

You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop him

Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper

"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"

Mello didn't listen to what the cop said

He aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead

Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief

I mean, we had this big test coming up next week

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun

Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun

Mello's really having a blast

He's wasting half of the class

The cops fired a warning shot that blew him off the float

I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat

He hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic

But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic

I ran down to Mello, I had to find out

What made her do it, why'd she freak out

I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear

I knew then the end was near

So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Mello, why'd you do it?" he raised his head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Mello, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Mello, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like he's dead.

Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun

Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a

Everybody run

Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a