Mello's Gotta gun!
Disclaimer: Me no own
Katana: Yeah, another one by Julie Brown. I was gonna put this in the school days fanfiction, but I didn't want Mello to…well…you'll see. Btw, Matt is singing this.
Hooooo - It was homecoming night at my high school
Hooooo - Everyone was there, it was totally cool
Hooooo - I was real excited, I almost wet my jeans
Hooooo - 'Cause my best friend Mello was homecoming queen
He looked so pretty in black leather, leather
Riding the float with his tiara on, tiara on
Holding this humongous bouquet in his hand, bouquet
He looked straight out of Disneyland
You know, like the Cinderella ride, I mean definitely an E ticket, E
ticket
The crowd was cheering, everyone was stoked, was stoked
I mean it was like the whole school was totally coked or something
The band was playing 'Sexy Back'
And all of a sudden somebody screamed
Look out! The homecoming queen's got a gun!
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Mello's smiling and waving her gun
Picking off cheerleaders one by one
Oh Near's pompom just blew to bits
Oh no, L's head just did the splits
God, my best friend's on a shooting spree
Stop it, Mello, you're embarrassing me
How could you do what you it
Are you having a really bad diet?
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Stop Mello, you're making a mess
Powder burns all over your dress
An hour later the cops arrived
By then the entire glee club had died, no big loss
You wouldn't believe what they brought to stop him
Tear gas, machine guns, even a chopper
"Throw down your gun and tiara and come out of the float"
Mello didn't listen to what the cop said
He aimed and fired and now the math teacher's dead
Oh it's really sad but kind of a relief
I mean, we had this big test coming up next week
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a gun
Mello's really having a blast
He's wasting half of the class
The cops fired a warning shot that blew him off the float
I tried to scream "duck" but it stuck in my throat
He hit the ground and did a flip, it was real acrobatic
But I was crying so hard I couldn't work my Instamatic
I ran down to Mello, I had to find out
What made her do it, why'd she freak out
I saw the bullet had got her right in the ear
I knew then the end was near
So I ran down and I said, in her good ear, "Mello, why'd you do it?" he raised his head, smiled, and said "I - I did it for Johnny." Johnny? Well like who's Johnny? Answer me, Mello, who's Johnny? Does anybody here know Johnny? Are you Johnny? There was one guy named Johnny but he was a total geek, he always had food in his braces. Answer me, Mello, who's Johnny? Oh God this is like that movie Citizen Kane you know where you later find out Rosebud was a sled? But we'll never know who Johnny was because like he's dead.
Everybody run, the homecoming queen's got a gun
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
Everybody run
Everybody run, the homecoming queen has got a
