Cuz Mello's a Blonde

Disclaimer: This is from the Song 'Cuz I'm a Blonde By Julie Brown, and I don't own it

Katana: My Stepfather gave me the idea for this fanfic. Yeah, it weird and I took out a couple of verse that didn't really work, so…um…sorry about that! Enjoy!

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Because I'm a blonde, I don't have to think.
I look like a baby, and Matt pays for drinks.
Don't have to worry 'bout getting a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep this tan,
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a blonde, B-L-O-N-D.
I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

I never learned to shoot, and I never learned to cook.
Why should I bother when I look like I look?
I know Near is smarter than me,
But I have this philosophy:
Fuck you!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I see girls without dates, and I feel so sorry for 'em,
'Cause whenever I'm around, all the men ignore 'em,
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah, nyah, nyah.

I took an IQ test, and I flunked it of course.
I can't spell VW, but I gotta Porsche,
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-I-N-D.
'Cause I'm a blonde; don't you wish you were me?

[spoken
I just want to say that being chosen this month's Miss August
Is, like, a compliment that I'll remember for as long as I can.
Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA,
But, my goal is to become L 'cause I love children!

'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause were a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Girls think I'm snotty, and maybe it's true.
With my hair and body, you would be too.
I'm a blonde, B-L- ... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah.
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah, yeah, yeah!