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No warnings, soft, soft yaoi if you look hard enough

A somewhat generic name but I'm tired and in a rush, so tough.

Morning After

Ikkaku stepped out on the porch and promptly stumbled over the little blond heap lying across the step. Though lying might not the right word. Slender hands twitched and wild blue darted from side to side behind mussed yellow bags. "You did it, didn't you? Idiot."

"B,b,b,bu, bu, but,t,t,t, s,s,,sh, sh, sheeee" Kira shuddered again and stopped talking, words too difficult to get around the shaking lips.

Dark eyes rolled and the bald man hefted his Lieutenant over his shoulder to carry him inside. "I told you not to. I told you she was fine and to just let her go. I told you it was harmless and to just stay out of the way. I know you didn't want to let her go alone but she's a big girl, she can take care of herself." A low moan from the sudden motion. "And don't even think of throwing up on me."

Soft whimpers as the younger man clung to his Captain's waist and tried to keep the swaying from making him puke. "Didn't I?" A miserable nod and Ikkaku patted the rounded butt over his shoulder soothingly. "Where did you leave Yume?"

"H, ho, ho, hom, m, me." A large hand cut off the rest of the stuttered sentence.

"Alright, let's get you cleaned up. Maybe some coffee to wash away that crap." As he swung his burden down, the blond gagged and was immediately held over the toilet as he heaved. "See, that's just disgusting. Have some respect for yourself." Still, a wet towel was wiped gently over the red face and long bangs were pushed to the side.

"S,s,sorrrrrreeeeee." The bitter taste of bile brought tears to pale eyes and Ikkaku cuddled his rumpled Lieutenant, rubbing his back gently.

"It's ok, not your fault. But listen next time I tell you not to take Yachiru trick or treating, ok? And don't let her force any of her candy on you either."

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There we go, a bit of a brush up. Review, please, it only takes a second and lets me know what you liked or didn't.