"Justin's perfect for me."

"Marcus Flint; I like bad boys."

"Hermione, Colin's so muscular"

"I really like Seamus."

"Neville's a gentleman, Herms."

"I think I fancy Dean."

"Ron is just so irresistible, Mione."

"I am hopelessly in love with Harry Potter."

"What?" Hermione shouted after hearing The-Boy-Who-Lived's name. "You can't do that." She stuttered. "Why don't we just focus on Ron, he's more attainable. I can't get Harry Potter to date you." Lavender Brown, her client for almost two months, let out a strangled sob. She grabbed Hermione's silky scarf on the desk and blew her nose. Hermione cringed in disgust.

"That's because your system doesn't work," Lavender whined. "It totally sucks. I've been here for two months and yet I'm still unhappy and single. And, what do you mean by Harry can't like me? Are you saying I'm repulsing?" She stamped her right foot on the wooden floor with such strength that the framed picture of Hermione's cat, Crookshanks, was knocked down.

"No, no, not at all. It's just Harry Potter is a celebrity, a star," Hermione reasoned, trying to calm her client down. "I don't have that kind of connection."

"What? But you said you can get Ronald Weasley to have a date with me just a week ago," Lavender said, disbelievingly. "He's the star's best friend. Were you lying to me?"

"No, of course not," Hermione answered, keeping her temper in check. "I know his sister, Ginny. But look, asking Harry Potter to date you is like asking Merlin to teach you magic." She was really beginning to get annoyed. "So, just go with Ron okay. It'll be easier. And, please stop changing your mind about who to date every week or else you'll forever be 'unhappy and single.' Just stick to one guy, for once, so you can start dating, alright?"

"Fine, I'll stick to Harry," Hermione wished she could strangle her client because she really would if only this wasn't considered a crime. Lavender stood up and put her hands on her waist, wanting to look intimidating.

"But, Ron already said that he'll meet you…"

"I want Harry, and that's final," Lavender raised her eyebrow, looking condescendingly at Hermione. "Or do you want me to find another agency to help me?" Hermione glowered in frustration. Lavender knew that she's the only client Hermione has and she was using this to her advantage. Lavender was Hermione's only hope in making it big. If she's successful in marrying Lavender off with the guy she desires then, L'amour Trouvé would continue to run and hopefully get more customers. Hermione couldn't afford to lose her agency that helps women to hook up with the man they fancy. L'amour Trouvé was a family business and she couldn't let the only thing that her parents left her crumble in pieces.

"Alright, I'll do my best," Hermione said dejectedly. Lavender smirked in satisfaction and made her way toward the mahogany door.

"Oh, Hermione I'm really desperate so I want results in two weeks," and with that, the spoiled selfish evil witch left. No wonder why she had no boyfriend.

"What am I going to do?"

A/N: Review pls pls pls. I really want to know if I should continue the story or not.