Robot Chicken 6
*Lindsay Lohan*
(Lindsay is in a class trying to solve a math problem)
LL: Let's see, duh, 2 +2 = 5! I'm smart give me that (BLEEP)UCKING DIPLOMA!
*Bigfoot Parody*
(Walks into Payless)
Bigfoot: Yeah do you have a size 35?
Store Clerk: No
Bigfoot: AHHH (BLEEP)UCK IT! NO ONE HAS MY (BLEEP)UCKING SHOE SIZE!
(Begins to tear down Payless)
*Naval Submarine*
Commander: (whispering) Okay we have to stay absolutely quiet
(Person farts)
(The other submarine)
Commander: I heard something fire!
(Back to the debris of the first submarine)
*Yogi Bear Parody*
Yogi: I am so sick of Pic-a-nic baskits!
(Looks at Boo-Boo)
Boo-Boo: Yogi buddy, why are you looking at me like that?
*Star Wars Parody*
Darth Vader: Join me Luke
Luke: Alright whatever you say dad
(Vader sticks his hand out to shake Luke's, but Luke falls off the edge)
Vader: Oh (Bleep)hit
Luke:ASS(BLEEP)
(Dante's Peak Parody)
The Volcano is erupting
Harry: WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!
(A giant cork plugs up the volcano and stops it)
Harry dalton: WHAT THE (BLEEP)UCK?
*Back to Yogi Bear*
Boo-Boo: Mmmm Yogi was delicious!
*Another King of the Hill Parody*
Hank: I hate that Jimmie Johnson, now I like Jeff Gordon better than him.
Peggy: Well I knew that the minute he went into NASCAR, he would be the best
Hank: NO YOU DIDN'T!
Peggy:DON't ARGUE WITH A WOMAN WHO'S IQ is WAY HIGHER THAN YOURS!
(Hank pulls out a shot gun and shoots her)
Hank: Ahh fellows, listen to that peace
Dale: Yep
Bill: Yep
Boomhauer: mhmm
Hank: Yep
*Another Simpsons Parody*
Homer: Mr. Burns?
Mr. Burns: Who in the hell are you?
(Homer snaps and pulls out a machete and stabs Mr. Burns)
Smithers: Oh my god you killed Mr. Burns!
Homer: He couldn't remember my NAME! But you can and now you're the head honcho around here!
Smithers: Okay Simpson, whatever you say
*The End*
Bounds Clip
(Hank and they guys are still drinking beer while the paramedics take Peggy's body away)
Hank: Yep
Dale: Yep
Bill: Yep
Boomhauer: MMhmm
