Christmas Carol for Piss Poor Potioneers
Ding dong terribly so high
The cauldrons they are smelling
Wafts the smell unto the sky
Throughout the magic dwelling
Ba-ahha ha haha hahaha ha hahhahaharfing gas
Is spreading through the castle
Ba[etc]-rfing gas
Through feast and tree and parcel
In the dungeon feeling low
Professor Snape is stalking
He is wanting for to know
Which culprit? No-one's talking
Chorus
In the great hall by the tree
The headmaster's not happy
He likes his feast and jollity
Someone has made it crappy
Chorus
