THE BLOG OF BUY ONE GET ONE FREE


Date: November 15th, 2012
Time: 9:34 AM
Mood: EVERYONE ELSE IS AN ALIEN

Well... it is nice to see you on my blog. Liechtenstein told me I should create one to improve my socializing skills. Which is nonsense, because I don't have any enemies. I'm neutral.

I suppose I should tell you a little about myself.

Name: Vash (Basch) Zwingli (a.k.a. Switzerland)
Human age: 18
Actual age: Approximately 712 years.
Height: Why do you need to know?
Interests: Shooting random Italians out of the sky, collecting coupons, mass-producing weapons (for shooting random Italians out of the sky), saving money, saving resources, saving energy, saving food, saving water, saving, and saving.
Eye color: Green
Hair color: Blond
Relationship status: This is none of your business.
Bad habits: I have quite a temper, but that's a given considering so many countries tread into my property without permission. And I am not a cheapskate! I simply like some products better than others, and it's not because of their price!
Good habits: Saving is good
Favorite food: Cheese fondue on sale
Least favorite food: Expensive cheese fondue


That's all you need to know about me. Let's see, I guess blogs are usually somewhat similar to diaries. So, today Austria sent me an email. I do not really understand the purpose of it, but here it is:

[To: Vash Zwingli
From: Roderich Edelstein]

miser (plural miser)

(pejorative) A person who hoards money rather than spending it; one who is cheap or extremely parsimonious.

Synonyms:

cheapskate

scrooge

skinflint

Signed,
Roderich Edelstein

That was a really stupid e-mail to send. I already know what a miser is.

I will accept comments, as long as you don't spam me. Allow France into my property and you will die painfully. Flirt with Liechtenstein and you will die painfully. Steal my coupons for cheese 50% off, and you will die painfully.

This is all I have for now. Now bog off, or buy one get one free, whichever you choose.

...

... go away before I shoot you.


Whitlinger: Yes, Switzerland because he's awesome.
Geirdriful: Haha, favorite character ( - is a miser).
Whitlinger: ... yes, that's very true (meaning the miser thing).
Geirdriful: Ehehe.