Baking with Regulus

Where do you find chocolate dog treats?

You don't. You bake cookies, instead.

Or, better yet, you trust Regulus to bake them.

But, for your safety, don't eat them.

The ingredients were listed as such:

flour and baking cocoa,

baking soda and salt,

margarine and sugar,

brown sugar and vanilla,

lastly, eggs, and chocolate chunks.

But Reg is a pureblood wizard

who's never baked before in his life.

Flour and baking cocoa turned out fine.

But baking soda was Sprite,

And salt, he added too much of.

Margarine he left out.

Sugar was fine, but he added too much,

assuming brown sugar was plain sugar

with brown food colouring.

Vanilla was ice cream,

he didn't know why.

He put in two full eggs,

and broke up a chocolate bar.

Needless to say,

his 'dog treats' were awful.

But, hey! Turns out,

his cookies are perfect

as weapons against Death Eaters!

A/N: Wrote this in Creative Writing as a free-verse. Had to post it here. XD If you haven't read Fixing the Future, this is a scene from chapter 30. Regulus and baking just don't mix, but, hey, his cookies do make excellent weapons! :D Hope you enjoyed.

I don't own Harry Potter.