((A/N: oh gawd, can't belive i'm staring another one. i barely keep up with the others. see i was bored in class and i just HAD to write something. and something turned into a fanfic! this part's pretty boreing, but thats because its the begining, and i'm talentless.
oh yeah, i do not own tales of symphonia. and here's ur reading presesnt: (hands outcrayons).))
"This is absolutely pointless." Sheena moaned, looking at herself in the full length mirror that had been placed in front of her. "I can't do this. Yuan why am I doing this?"
Yuan looked up from his desk were he was apparently searching for something important, "Cause you love her? That and you're a tad insane."
Sheena threw one of her expensive heels at him, still managing to look amazingly hot in her wedding dress, which was white, but far from traditional. "I am not insane!"
Yuan caught the shoe with ease, tossing it back, "I'm not the one throwing shoes," and continued to rummage through his desk, "Damn, where the hell did I leave that wedding present? I know I put it in here somewhere."
Sheena walked up to the desk, pointing at a package that sat half covered under a stack of files. It was wrapped in boring blue paper and topped with a card that read "To Raine and Sheena. Congratulations on your getting hitched."
Yuan picked it up quickly, "As I was saying," He placed one hand on Sheena's shoulder, "It will be perfectly fine. You'll marry, drink a lot, and run off to your honeymoon leaving me and Kratos to clean up the mess."
She sighed, "You say that now, may I remind you how your and Kratos's perfect wedding ended up? May I remind you of the fire in the church? The rip in your suit from that killer cat that attacked you on the way to the ceremony? The mix up in the ice sculptures? The two hundred extra guests at the reception? The bartender? Lloyd and Zelos in the coat closet? Colette and the dozens of fangirls after they found Lloyd and Zelos in the coat closet?"
Yuan smiled, "That's not going to happen Sheena," He turned around to get her flowers, "That kind of disaster only happens once in four thousand years."
"I'm doomed! The weddings doomed! We are all so totally doomed!" Sheena started sobbing.
He patted her on the back and shoved the flowers into her hand, "I felt the exact same way. But look at me now, happily married to a hot angelic swordsman, who happens to be very good in be-"
Sheena smacked Yuan with her flowers, "Shut up, your not helping"
"Ouch, bitchy bride alert…"
meanwhile...
"I can't do it Kratos! I have cold feet! Forty two percent of women who get cold feet end up having a horrible wedding! I don't want a horrible wedding!"
Kratos frowned as Raine grabbed him by the collar and shook him, "Everything must be perfect for this to work! Everything!"
He worked his way out of her grip, "Raine, it's a tiny, almost nonexistent stain."
"Almost nonexistent. It still exists Kratos!" She sat down on a stool, her white suit hanging loosely off her curves, "That's it, I call off the whole thing!"
"No you don't," Kratos replied, trying to fix his hair, "I tried to call off mine a totally of six times. But I didn't. And I'm happy I didn't. You'll see afterwards."
"Kratos, you can honestly say you're happy you had a ten foot ice sculpture of acarrot at your wedding? That the bartender got so wasted he ended up serving Genis vodka instead of soda? That Yuan had to be rushed to the doctor because it turned out the killer cat that attacked him had rabies?"
Kratos straighted his shirt, "Well, yes."
Raine shook her head, her normal calm aditude returning, "I'll never understand men."
"So you're in love with a women? That has got to be much worse."
"Shut it Kratos." Raine slapped him across the head, "I don't see you having much luck with the ladies!"
"I'm married!"
"I don't care!"
There was a sudden smashing sound as someone, well smashed, the door in. Raine and Kratos coughed as smoke filled the room.
"Mwahahahahaha!"
The two passed out and fell to the floor in a heap, while a mysterious person quickly tied them up.
((and thats the begining, yay, the kidnapped lover thing is a bit over done, but i plan to, twist, it a lot. please review!))
