NotE: If any of you think I copied this, I didn't. It was purely my idea.
DiscLaiMer: I may not have written all of the jokes but I had the idea to borrow it from Mr. J. Leeming and Ms./Mrs. Hoke. I'm borrowing it from them like I'm borrowing Fred and George from J.K.Rowling.
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Fred And George: Book Of Jokes Part 1 - Fred's Jokes.
One night Fred came home with a black eye
George: "Fred who gave you that shiner?"
Fred: "My girlfriend"
George: "I thought she was out of town?"
Fred: "That's what I thought too"
George: "I heard Alicia say that you kissed her last night"
Fred: "I didn't! And besides, she promised not to tell!"
Fred: A girl named Dorothy, age six, was watching as her mother was putting cold cream on her face and asked "What's that for Mom?"
"It's face cream to make me beautiful"
A little while later, after the cold cream had been removed, Dorothy looked at her mother for a minute, shook her head and said sadly "didn't work, did it mom?"
Ginny: "Fred! Wake up! I heard a mouse squeak"
Fred: What do you want me to do? Get up and oil it?
Fred: "I saw a baby that gained ten pounds in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk"
George: "Really? Whose baby was it?"
Fred: the elephant's"
Mrs. Weasley just got a beautiful skunk coat as a gift from Fred this Christmas
Mrs.Weasley: Thank you dear, but I can't see how a nice coat comes from such a foul-smelling beast
Fred: I don't ask for thanks Mom, but I do think I deserve respect.
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Hope you had a bunch of good laughs. Please Review. Chapter 2:George's Jokes :):):):):):):):):):)
DiscLaiMer: I may not have written all of the jokes but I had the idea to borrow it from Mr. J. Leeming and Ms./Mrs. Hoke. I'm borrowing it from them like I'm borrowing Fred and George from J.K.Rowling.
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Fred And George: Book Of Jokes Part 1 - Fred's Jokes.
One night Fred came home with a black eye
George: "Fred who gave you that shiner?"
Fred: "My girlfriend"
George: "I thought she was out of town?"
Fred: "That's what I thought too"
George: "I heard Alicia say that you kissed her last night"
Fred: "I didn't! And besides, she promised not to tell!"
Fred: A girl named Dorothy, age six, was watching as her mother was putting cold cream on her face and asked "What's that for Mom?"
"It's face cream to make me beautiful"
A little while later, after the cold cream had been removed, Dorothy looked at her mother for a minute, shook her head and said sadly "didn't work, did it mom?"
Ginny: "Fred! Wake up! I heard a mouse squeak"
Fred: What do you want me to do? Get up and oil it?
Fred: "I saw a baby that gained ten pounds in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk"
George: "Really? Whose baby was it?"
Fred: the elephant's"
Mrs. Weasley just got a beautiful skunk coat as a gift from Fred this Christmas
Mrs.Weasley: Thank you dear, but I can't see how a nice coat comes from such a foul-smelling beast
Fred: I don't ask for thanks Mom, but I do think I deserve respect.
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Hope you had a bunch of good laughs. Please Review. Chapter 2:George's Jokes :):):):):):):):):):)
