Warning this story is completely based on a peculiar dream I had on day after reading this quote (or at least the main idea of the story is)-

Kyon-"Oh yeah, what would happen to the world if Haruhi suddenly dies?"

Koizumi-"Would the world be destroyed alongside her death? Or would God simply cease to exist? Or a new one would simply come to replace her? Before that happens no one really knows."

-I'll probably be slow with updates because I'm trying to actually write it in a way that it will be interesting, anyway please R and R, I hope you enjoy it.

so without further ado, "The Replacement of Haruhi Suzumiya"

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Haruhi Suzumiya is _

Haruhi's POV-

Honestly everything's just so boring... there has to be something interesting out there somewhere. I've been searching so... why haven't I found anything.

One alien. One paradox. One time traveler. One slider. One esper. One anomaly. Oh, it doesn't even have to be one of those things I mentioned! Anything will do! It just has to be interesting, it just needs to be out of the ordinary.

Why can't I find just one. Just one and I'll be happy.

...I don't know why I even bother. Even if all these interesting people that I imagine, walking around and leading interesting lives, did exist... compared to them I'm worthless. My life is about as meaningless as that no name in charge of the SOS-brigade-IT-branch (called the Computer Research Society before it swore absolute fealty to the SOS Brigade).

It wouldn't make a difference if I were to die.

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Kyon's POV-

In class all she ever seemed to do recently was stare out the window as if deep in thought. Maybe she was trying to melt the window itself, maybe she was trying to completely ignore the teacher who was droning in front of the white board. Honestly I don't care what she was trying to do, I just had the feeling it wasn't a good sign.

"So, What kind of activity do you think that we (the SOS brigade that is) will be doing next?" I asked when homeroom started, hoping maybe I could get a hint as to how whatever was coming could be avoided.

She didn't reply instead she just kept staring out the window with her intense expression. Though I could swear her lips moved, mouthing, "It's so boring."
It had been like this the entire week. By now I had began to grow used to this listless behavior that had at first been strange, even by Haruhi standards.

I wasn't sure if I should count the eerie silence as a curse or blessing. Only one thing was sure; This was the eye of the storm.

'Eye of the storm'... looks like I've officially become insane, using such a clique line. Unfortunately, it described the situation perfectly, though I never noticed when the storm was upon us once again. I'm pretty sure the others didn't either.

"Tell everyone I'm not coming today, I'm going straight home," Haruhi announced to me as the school day drew to a close.

"Hmmm? Oh... sure," I replied lazily.

I'm not sure... but that's probably when it began. Although I'm not quite sure what about this event had triggered what happened afterward.

The rest of the day progressed normally; I went to the clubroom though only to tell the other members (who were miraculously all there before I had arrived) that there would be no meeting today, after staying in the clubroom for a short while of doing nothing I went home, Once at home I sat down and read a few pages of the book Nagato had loaned me quite a while back (but it had been a while and I'd forgotten all the characters relations so it didn't take long for me to lose interest and put the book down), then only thing left that I could do was study (there were several words I desperately needed to cram into my head before the English test next Wednesday) and so that's what I did until it was time for me to go to sleep. As I said up until that point things had been relatively normal.

I was lying in my bed, tired beyond my comprehension, but still somehow unable to manage to sleep a wink. That's when it happened, or at least, when I heard about it.

My cell phone rang, It was Koizumi calling, judging from my clock's saying it was 3:25 am I assumed it was important otherwise even the ever-so-annoying Koizumi would have at least waited until the morning to call me. But I did pick it up, and I did answer despite my instinct telling me that the aforementioned course of action would lead to my hearing more Haruhi related nonsense.

Well...It was Haruhi related nonsense, but not the kind I had become accustomed to.

"Yo, what's Haruhi done at this time of night that can't wait til tomorrow?" I said as a joke-ish greeting.

"Ha-... Haru-... Haruhi Suzumi-," Koizumi started to stammer hopelessly, by the way his voice sounded I could tell he'd been crying... but I still had no idea why.

What could put him at such a loss for words? Usually he would open the conversation by spewing random psycho babble or words he'd likely just pulled from a dictionary and strung together, point is, shuddering and crying wasn't his style.

Koizumi finally managed to finish his sentence which filled me with an overwhelming sense of dread similar to the one he was speaking with. However I refused to believe the ridiculous statement that he'd just managed to say with no proof, "Where is she?"

Koizumi managed to stumble through a location, I didn't hang up as I hopped on my bike and pedaled like lightning. All things considered it should have taken me at least twenty minutes to arrive at my destination but after hearing what I'd just heard I wasn't at all surprised to see that I'd managed to make it there in five.

Koizumi was there as well, wearing a sad expression but he also seemed troubled.

"It's true," I said hanging up my phone and repeating what the esper boy had said before but I didn't stammer as he had, "'Haruhi Suzumiya is dead.'"