This is another of my rather... ridiculous stories that mean nothing at all! How wonderful is that? I thought it was rather cute and funny but.

Me no no own the One Piece. If I did, I would be a very happy girl. -grin-

Read and review please!

Zoro is a Buggy?

"Zoro!" a voice called at the top of it's lungs. The swordsman laying by the mast of the pirate ship, cracked an eye open.

"What?" he asked as his ever bouncy and hyperactive captain came into view. The boy took no notice of him and continued searching the deck.

"Zoro!" he called again. Zoro raised an eyebrow and sat up a little more.

"Right here!" he said and waved a hand in the air. Luffy still ignored him.

"Come on Zoro! Where'd you go!?" the boy cried and hurried around, still searching.

"What the hell is wrong with you!? I'm right here!" Zoro yelled, waving his arms around wildly. Luffy blinked as he looked at his first mate.

"Zoro? You're a bug?" he asked. The swordsman's face was overcome by a look of concern and worry. He leaned back.

"Not… that I know of. Wait… why the hell are you asking if I'm a bug?!"

"Cos'. I'm looking for my pet beetle I called Zoro." Luffy replied with a bright smile. Zoro raised an eyebrow.

"Why did you call the beetle Zoro?" he asked. Luffy paused and put a finger on his chin in thought.

"Hmm," he hummed, "Well, he has really hairy legs." At this, Zoro's leg twitched and he frowned, "He's green. And he has really shiny eyes!" and the boy grinned even more brightly. Zoro sighed.

"Are you implying I have hairy legs and shiny eyes?"

"No, you were just the one I saw when I couldn't think of a name for him." and Luffy skipped off, still calling the beetle's name. Zoro sighed again.

"I gotta find a new job." and he lay back to go to sleep.

End