Hot and Spicy
By, pinoykengumi7
Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist, nor the characters, nor Jacker Potato Crisps x)
Hello again everybody! It's been a long time since I've posted something in the FMA fandom… But I'm back again with a sort of drabblish/one-shot! I hope you enjoy it… this was a 15 minute work, so it may not be as good as my other ones, but I certainly liked writing this one!
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The words 'Hot and Spicy Flavour' glared menacingly back at her. She adamantly had told her colonel that any flavour was fine but hot and spicy.
"What exactly is the meaning of this." It was more of a statement rather than a question, but the recipient did not make any sign of being intimidated. Funny, her trigger finger was feeling a bit restless… "I thought I made clear that I did not want hot and spicy flavoured potato crisps."
Her amber eyes intensely gazed at the cylindrical container that contained potato crisps. It was as if she wanted them to disappear at one of her piercing glances.
Behind the potato crisps was a neatly dressed officer, save for the occasional bits of lint sticking to the uniform, and maybe the head that stuck out from the top.
He carelessly stuck out his arms in an 'I-couldn't-really-care-less" fashion, vexing her even more. "Oh, really?" Accompanied with his hand gestures, Colonel Roy Mustang had a smirk on his face, and he watched his lieutenant grab the container up and shake it in front of his face. My my, he never knew that his subordinate had such an infatuation for Jacker Potato Crisps.
"Yes, really. Now you better give me a legitimate reason for this." Once again, she shook the poor cylinder in front of his face. Somehow, Roy felt pity for the container, but then again, felt somewhat jealous of it managing to be in Riza's hands. Gosh, he'd love to be shaken up by Riza like that. One side of his lips quirked up to form a smug lopsided grin.
It was quite amusing to see his lieutenant like this, with all regards for subordinate and superior out of the question. Sometimes a man did absurd things just to see the woman they loved in a blazing fury.
"Well, even though you may not like 'hot and spicy', I do." He deftly opened the container of potato crisps and took one out, surprising Lieutenant Hawkeye as he pushed it between her lips.
She opened her mouth in protest, and then resigned herself to finishing the thin slice of potato.
"Yes, I definitely love 'hot and spicy'." His tongue darted out to lick the specks of flavouring left on her lips, and as quick as he had done it, he returned to his original position acting as innocent as he could.
She gave a weak grin and watched him reach for another chip. "W-well, I guess hot and spicy isn't that bad…"
- Owari -
Author's Notes
Well what did you think of it? –chomps on a potato crisp contentedly- Inspiration comes from the strangest forms ever… Well leave me a review on how you thought of it and how I could improve it! Well I'm off to write something else that comes up in my random muse!
Royai-ness forever!
-Duckii Mustang-
