Hedwig swooped low over Greg digging deep gouges into his scalp. It swooped again and sharted filling the gouges with fresh shit, then it pissed in the gouges, cultivating rows of neat ganja.
Greg's green ganja hair swayed in the wind. He pulling his massive throbbing cock out and fell so that it struck the ground. Greg screamed as the head bruised and broke becoming a dirty bloody mess. Greg furiously thrust into the pavement bruising and ruining his glorius 20 inch long manhood further. "I'm going to make myself a eunuch" he grunted as he further mangled his dick. Suddenly a pincherbug and an ant leapt onto his eyeball. Greg screamed and cried killing them.
Greg was horrified at what he had done. "AAAAAAHH!" he screamed and cried. "I will become a fuckign eunuch you bastards!" he roared.
Suddenly Dumbledore flashed in. "Can't let the marvelous piece of meat go to waste can we. REPARE!" Dumbledore yelled and voila Greg's dick was back with a vengeance, now almost 3 feet long.
"Oh goodness!" Dumbledore exclaimed staring at it, his eyes lighting up with excitement.
Dumbledore tenderly grabbed it and placed it in his mouth.
Greg became excited and his schlong grew to 6 feet in length piercing Dumbledore's throat. Greg pulled it out and ignored Dumbledore's gurgling and choking on blood. He grabbed the Elder Wand and pushed it into his dickhole causing it to bleed and enlarge, then he shoved his fist into it enlarging it greatly and making him scream...
"GREG WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!" Greg's dad yelled reading what Gregory had wrote.
Then he grabbed a belt buckle and hit Greg in the face so fucking hard that there was a massive wound. He hit Greg over 50 times, and to this day Greg's screams can still be heard...
"Manny what the fuck!" yelled Susan chucking Manny into the toilet and flushing after reading what he had wrote.
