Harry always considered Draco his coconut, tough exterior, and soft inner flesh. It also helped that Draco's flesh was as white as a coconut's. Harry had once called him a coconut and Draco hadn't responded kindly, thinking his lover had called him some ugly brown thing.

"No," Harry had said, "I don't mean that. I mean that you're tough on the outside and a pain to break open such as the husk of a coconut is, but once that tough husk is breached and broken open, you're softer and sweet on the inside. You're also the palest thing I've ever seen, like the inside of a coconut."

Draco still felt insulted, but he forgave Harry on the pretence that Harry promised never to call him that again. Harry accidentally called Draco his coconut twice more before anything was really done about it.

"Harry, I'm not a fruit, nor am I a fruity man. I love you but that does not make me sweet. Coconut's in the early stages are only filled with water, and I consider our love to still be in the early stages, and you don't see any liquid of yours coming out of me ever unless you've just given me a mind blowing kiss and I'm drooling a little afterwards. I don't taste good on almost everything and if you pour chocolate on me, I don't taste any better. Stop comparing me to fruits!"

"Draco, while no, you're not a fruit or a fruity man, you remind me of my favorite thing to cook with. My Aunt and Uncle never made me do anything with coconut because they hated it with a burning passion. I've alwaysed loved it because of how much you can do with it. You can put it in a sweet and sour pork dish, put it in chocolate, make a cream pie with it, shred it and put it on top of almost anything and it tastes great with certain fish."

Draco couldn't do anything but give his little lover a small kiss, knowing he wouldn't win the fight, especially when it involved Harry's passion, cooking. Draco didn't know if he wanted to kill or kiss Harry, so as mentioned before, he did the latter. Harry just kissed back and hoped Draco wouldn't get on his case about it again, after all, Harry viewed being a coconut as a desired thing.