Rumors

Kakashi belongs to Kishimoto.


Kakashi Hatake had a normal penis. It was a good penis, but it wasn't amazingly long or shockingly thick-It was just…a penis. His muscles were powerful and nicely toned, but they weren't rock hard. And his ass, while tight and firm, wasn't anything special. So, when the rumor that he was a 'god in bed' began making its way around the village, he was surprised, to say the least.

Kakashi was used to people gossiping about him. People in the leaf village were constantly bored, and therefore were constantly chitchatting about other people. Kakashi was no exception. If anything, his quiet demeanor and antisocial behavior made him an easy target. There were many terrible rumors about him. People said crazy things; that he was genetically altered at birth to be the perfect ninja. That he was actually a spy for the mist village. And, the worst of all, that he had purposely let Obito die in order to obtain the sharingan. So this 'Sex god' rumor was the nicest rumor by far. In fact, it was a little flattering, even though it was totally untrue. The Hatake wasn't bad in bed, not by a long shot. He was just…inexperienced. His sexual encounters throughout his 26 years of life could best be described as infrequent. So while he wasn't a blushing virgin, he was still far from the experienced, confident, god-like sex machine that people were making him out to be.

Of course, the rumor all but pointed a giant spotlight on the poor copy ninja. The girls, who had always been a bit flirtatious, drawn in by his seemingly 'mysterious aura', began to flirt outrageously. The men began to look at him as if he were some delectable tidbit that they might sink their teeth into. Most people would have reveled in this attention, but the copy ninja found it a bit frightening. Still, he wasn't being physically harmed, and no one had assaulted him yet, so Kakashi just sat back and waited for the hubbub to die down.

That certain rumor, after about a month, did die down…only to be replaced with a far more insulting one. In the village gossip, Kakashi had made the transition from 'sex god' to 'whore'. Apparently, he had slept with half the village, traded sex for money, and contracted every STD known to mankind. Kakashi did not appreciate being portrayed in such a way. Seriously, didn't these people have anything better to talk about? But what could he do about it? Nothing. He wouldn't let them get under his skin. Honestly, he had ignored all of the positive attention, why the hell would he pay any mind to the negative attention? With a sigh, he flipped out his adult novel (Which did nothing to disprove the heinous rumor) and began to read. He would go ask the hokage for a mission…how long did it take for the other rumor to blow over? A month? Yes, he would ask the hokage for a month long mission, and by the time he got back, the current gossip about him would be old news. He would leave the village unannounced-Let the slanderers believe that he was being shipped off to some anti-whore boot camp to be punished for his 'indecent ways'. He didn't care. They would move on. Mind made up, Kakashi snapped his book shut and prayed that the gossipers would go easy on their next victim.


This idea just randomly popped into my head while I was in the shower. Not that I think about Kakashi while I'm in the shower…*Shifts eyes suspiciously* Anyways, thank you for reading, I hope you enjoyed it.