Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Sasuke. However, I do own the ingenious ways to annoy Sasuke.
1. Ask him why he has a pokeball on the back of his shirt.
2. Tell him Itachi is cuter and is better than him in every way.
3. Ask him for a lolly every 5 seconds.
4. When he slaps you, cry out, "OWWW! SASUKE YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT MEAN!!!!" and start running away in front of everybody.
5. Ask him when is the wedding date of him and Naruto.
6. Ask him why he has duckbutt hair.
7. Whenever he tries to talk to you scream out, "NO I WILL NOT DO IT WITH YOU SASUKE!"
8. Whenever you see him, phone all his fangirls and tell them where he is and see them mob him.
9. Follow him around everywhere.
10. Ask him for a tic tac every time you see him and then slap him.
11. Join the fangirls in mobbing him every day.
12. Keep ringing his cellphone nonstop and then hanging up straightaway.
13. Tell him he is emo.
14. Whenever you see Sasuke, yell out, "Everyone look!!!!! It's Sasuke!!! He peed in his pants!!!" and put on this real expression.
15. Ask him how the kiss was with Naruto.
16. Ask him why his eyes are black, not red.
17. Tell everyone why Sasuke is not going out with girls and kissed Naruto is because he is a woman in disguise.
18. Tell all his fangirls he loves every single one of them.
19. Whenever you see him, point everywhere and yell, "Itachi!"
20. Show him his pics kissing Naruto.
21. Ask him why he put a duck in his hair.
22. Send him fake fanmail from his fangirls and expressing how much you love him.
23. Secretly put garlic, onion and extra hot chilli in all his food.
24. Tell him he is even weaker than Naruto.
25. Pour ramen down his shirt and blame Naruto later on.
26. Whenever you see him, sneak up to him and yell out, "HI SAUCEGAY!!!!!!!!" into his ear until he becomes deaf.
27. Whenever he tries to talk to you scream out, "SasuGAY it's ok to be gay since you just admitted it. How brave of you!" And wait what the crowd's reaction is.
28. Transform into Itachi and start evil laughing in front of Sasuke (mind you, try not to get carried away since Sasuke wants to kill Itachi.)
29. Transform into SASUKE and say you love all the fangirls sincerely.
30. Continually poke him for no particular reason.
31. Sell stuff like his underwear and shirts to his fangirls.
32. If he asks you if you stole it, blame the fangirls and say they have all his shirts, underwear, pants and everything.
33. Lead a group of fangirls to rampage his house and steal all his belongings.
34. Every time he comes home, ambush him with a bunch of fangirls.
35. Every time he leaves home, ambush him with a bunch of fangirls.
36. Post a video of him kissing Naruto on Youtube.
37. Sell his house on ebay.
38. Dye everything he has pink.
39. Run around the village screaming, "SASUKE IS TWO TIMING! HE IS DATING OROCHIMARU AND NARUTO AT THE SAME TIME!!! "
40. Ask him who his hair styler is and if he asks "why?" tell him his hair is like a cockatoo.
41. Shave his hair bald when he is asleep.
42. Sing completely offtune whenever you're around him.
43. Shout "blah blah blah" whenever he tries to talk to you.
44. Tell him Itachi is your best friend in the universe.
45. Steal his house keys and give them to Sakura and Ino.
46. Tell him he sounds like Yoda
47. Become his ultimate fangirl and have a t-shirt with a picture of him on it and the words "MINE" under it in capital letters.
48. Lock him in a tiny room with Itachi for 5 hours and see the results of their fight.
49. Graffiti all his house walls saying, "Naruto and Orochimaru are smexii"
50. Show him this list of 50 ways to annoy Sasuke Uchiha.
LoLz, I love annoying ppl. It's quite fun actually. Hope you liked this!
Author's note:
Me: Muahaha so genius!
Sasuke: *gets angry*
Me: SAUCEGAY I KNOW THAT I'M HOT BUT DON'T STARE AT ME LIKE THAT!
Sasuke: *gets kunai out* YOU ARE SO DEAD!
*Naruto and Orochimaru magically appear out of nowhere to restrain him*
Sasuke: *blushes* um.. i'll get you... some other time.
(Btw, I know Sasuke is not gay. Well, highly unlikely. Sorry Sasuke fans. I like Sasuke too (non fangirl), I mean he's cool. But that doesn't mean I can't make fun of him? Right? Right. No flames please!)
