"Dear Donald and Goofy and Daisy and Minnie Mouse and Pluto and the brooms and Master Yen Sid and Horace Horsecollar and Huey, Louie and Dewey and Dale...

"I have to go on a journey.. And it's an important one too. I have to go do something illegal. I can't tell you what though as that would be confessing my guilt. Since Louie, Huey and Dewey are all certified lawyers they can represent me in court.

"Now, I need you to do a favor for me, pal. You have to go out and find something called "The Key." Now, I know, you probably won't know it when you see it, so I'll give you a hint it showed up just recently on a world called Destiny Islands. Now, since you probably don't know other worlds exist... I'm going to have to jeopardize the rest by telling you they in fact do. Don't ask me where they are, I only found them by mistake. I was trying to steal Yen Sid's lunch. But that wasn't a star fruit. When I took a bite out of it, it blasted me off to some desert. But anyway, that's another story I wrote down in another letter somewhere on my desk, when things aren't very serious remind me and I'll fish it out for you later, okay, pal?

"Until then, go look for the Key it's important even though we already have like fifty of them.

"P.S. Don't tell Minnie I've been dating Daisy behind her back these last fifty years, okay? Thanks pal! Oh and Donald, don't inform that Chip guy, I never liked him, I was always more fond of Dale. Signed, Mickey."

Goofy stopped reading and put down the letter.

Donald and Minnie both stood there slack-jawed and Daisy was nowhere to be found. Pluto wagged his tail in the corner excitedly.

"So, ayuk! That was the letter marked 'Do not read outloud.' Here's the letter marked 'Read Out Loud.'"

"Gone... fishin'. Ayup." Goofy put down the letter and nodded his head. "Guess Mickey's gone out fishin'!"

The tall bipedal goofball picked up a fishing rod and put on a fishing vest and cap before Donald stopped him at the door.

"WHAT?!"

Donald hyperventilated. He fumed and puffed and seethed and turned red and then blue and then grasped at his heart and then collapsed in a heap.

"C'mon, Pluto!" Goofy waved over the pup who with a skip and a job bound after the Goof set on going out to join his buddy Mickey out fishin'.

Minnie took aside Dewey, Louie and Huey and began drawing up a divorce claim while Daisy begged Yen Sid to shuttle her off world. Meanwhile Donald was recoverin'!

But Chip wasn't recovering. Words like that hurt. And he spent the rest of his life feeling sad and depressed.

So remember kids, if you're going to commit fraud or crime or a scandal... don't exclude anybody and if you do make sure it's by mistake.

Saying sorry means a lot only if you really mean it.. and aren't one of these poor saps.

For everything else, there's amnesia or fever dreams. Mastercard.

Speaking of Mastercard, Roo used his Mom's to buy a Pooh Stick from the Uncle Pete's Pooh Stick'n'bait Emporium. For all your fishin' or pooh stickin', come on down to Pete's.

The End!