Author's Notes: I wrote this specially for Twisters Girl. Twisters Girl, you can consider yourself to be the girl in this fic! ^_^

Twister's Perfect Girlfriend

            One day a new girl moved to Ocean Shores and had to go to the school Otto and his gang go to. Otto and Twister were acting like morons when the teacher walked in with the new girl.

            Twister looked at the girl and fell in looooooooooooooooooooooove, yeah. She had light brown hair and green eyes, and also wore glasses. The teacher, that freaky dude from the skateboard park who has even freakier hair, told the girl to introduce herself.

            "My name is Amy," She said, "Pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine."

            "What a geek," Otto whispered LOUDLY to Twister.

            "DUDE! She's not a geek. I looooove her," Twister whispered back.

            Otto blinked, "Okay. Whatever, man bro dude cuz sis."

            Amy walked past Twister without even looking at him. Twister pouted for the rest of the lesson.

            "Why didn't she notice me?" He asked Otto later at lunch.

            "Dude, maybe she's just weird. I mean, it's hard not to notice how cooooooool we are," Otto said.

            "Hey! She's not weird!! She's perfect and I loooooove her!" Twister declared.

            "Fine, whatever man. Why don't you go talk to her?" Otto said.

            Twister answered, "Dude, I don't know."

            Otto said, "Come on dude. You can do it!"

            "Yeah! I think I can!" Twister stated confidently.

            So Twister walked up to Amy, who was reading a good book, and sat down opposite her. Amy looked up when she noticed he was there.

            "Hi. I'm Twister."

            "I'm Amy," she said, "What do you want?"

            Twister blushed, "I just wanted to tell you how pretty I think you are."

            Amy blinked.

            "And….uh…if you want…would you like to hang out with me after school?" Twister stuttered.

            Amy and Twister looked into each other's eyes. Their emotions for each other shone brightly in their eyes. Fate had meant for them to meet.

            "Well?" Twister asked.

            Amy snorted, "Hang out with you? Like be your girlfriend? No way, you loser!"

            Twister's jaw dropped, "But…"

            Amy continued, "You are SO stupid! I don't even want to know you! I can feel my intelligence being destroyed even now while you're sitting there!"

            Twister started to cry.

            Amy said, "I don't ever want to see your face again!"

            Twister started howling with grief and raced back to Otto, "She hates me!" He cried.

            Otto growled menacingly. He marched up to Amy and yelled, "Hey! Who do you think you are, treating my buddy like that! Don't you know how coooool he and I are?!?!???!!!"

            Amy glared at him, "Cool? You two are, in fact, the most self-centered people I've seen! Ever! And your friend is an idiot!!"

            Otto yelled, "You're such a geek! Turning down my cooooool buddy like that!!"

            Amy frowned, stood up, and pulled back her arm. She let loose and punched Otto in the stomach, making him faint. The cafeteria erupted with cheers for Amy doing something so good! Twister was no where to be seen, since he had run to the bathroom and drowned himself since the love of his life hated him.

            "No one calls me a geek and gets away with it. I'm a nerd a proud of it," Amy said. From that day on she was hailed as a hero for putting Otto, and Twister, who is dead, in their right place. Otto had a miserable life afterwards, since he was regularly beat up by angry mobs of geeks.

            It seems that fate had meant for Amy to be queen and Twister to be dead…and for Otto to be beat up by mobs! ^____________^