"WHAAAAAAT?! What the hell are you saying that I am going to pretend as a boy?!" I shouted to the president of the school I am entering.
Dammit... I am a girl! And they're telling me to pretend as a boy?!
"Well, Konaru-kun-"
"It's not -kun, president! I am a freaking girl! Yes I am boyish and all but I am a girl!" I shouted as I stood up from my chair.
"Sorry, Konaru... but please..." The secretary said humbly, "Be a boy for our school. You're a good basketball player. You could make a girl squeal just by grinning at them... so please." The secretary added. Somehow that is not a compliment for me. It kinda pissed me off but it also made me think twice.
This sexytary is a real beauty...
"Fine... but... how about the jersey of the basketball club? I don't have the muscles for me to look like a guy... And I know I don't have that big things infront of me but I still do have them because I am a girl. I also think that what if someone finds out? ... if I sing, my voice will be just like a girl's. My voice is a girl's voice-" The secretary held a hand up to stop me...
"If it is your breasts I'll help you bandage it every morning... The jersey we'll give you will not be fit and everything, we'll take care of it. Your voice is fine don't worry. If they ask you to sing tell them you are a horrible singe-"
I faked a cough to stop her, "It's not that. How about P.E classes? We'll take our shirts off all together. And... give me one condition..."
"P.E classes, you'll be late everytime... We'll let the teachers know."
"Wait... Teachers? You'll let the teachers know?" I asked. If it's all the teachers then-
"No, the understanding and involved teachers around you only. About the condition... what is it?" The president said with composure on again.
"Uhmm... let me play with my uniform. Like, putting a vest on or what. Just let us do other things other than this plain looking uniform." I said with all my might.
"Uhmm..." The president thought... "Hmmm..." He scratches his chin, "Ahhhh..." he thinks...
"Fine." He said.
"Deal!" I said. And then I went out with a smile.
I opened the doors and there is my bestfriend Hanaruko.
"Hey yow chibi-Hana." I said as I ruffled her short brown hair.
"Stop with the chibi-Hana. Yes I am small and you are tall but you have no right to do that to me. Do you know the thing HUMAN RIGHTS?" She says as she takes my hand off her head.
"Sorry, Hanaruko. But I do know Human Lefts. Not Human Rights." I said as I bend down to her and laughed.
"You... Idiot!" She shouts as she ran after me with her hand held high to slap me.
I laughed, "Sorry, sorry.. okay?" I said with a tear in my eye. I sat on the bench I saw at the main entrance of the school."
"Sit here..." I said as I pat the space beside me.
"I'm not a dog." She said but she sat there.
I faked a laugh.
"So... what happened? I heard you scream out from the outside." She said.
"Well... they told me that I would be listed as a guy in our school." I said as I stretched my arms out.
"Oh... as a guy... hmm... as a gu- WAIT. WHAAAAAT?! WHY DID YOU SAID YES WITH THE IDEA YOU DUMBASS!" She shouted.
Hehe... I knew it... If I said it to her I know she'll kill me. Well, what can I do?
"Calm down, Hanaruko... Yes I am boyish, my blonde hair was cut like a boys but longer that the usual, I dress nothing but pants and shirt or anything big... I act like a boy... It's just that I am a girl. What can I do? They need me as a basketball player." I said with a big troubled sigh. I don't quite understood if what I said was a reason... hmm.
I dunno... I feel excited about it. Something dangerous makes my blood boiling...
"Don't tell me you like the idea and got excited? You really like dangerous things like this. It gives you so much energy. You dumbo." She just read my mind.
I sighed... We knew each other so well that we can read each other's minds.
I know that she is excited about it too but she keeps her composure and thinks about this situation in a mature perspective.
"I know that you know that I like this idea too but I am thinking that this is wrong. You're not Haruhi and this school is not ouran so why do it like her way?"
It's not... it's the school that needs me too.
"You think that you could find a prince just like her too in this way?"
"Hanaruko..." I said strictly, "I am not that type of person... You know me. And who the fug said that I wish to end up just like her love story? A prince like guy being yours. Dumbass. That happens in things like fanfictions, mangas, books and everything. This is REAL LIFE. I am not thinking it would end up like that. Shit." I said. She knows me. I am not that kind of person. It makes me angry when someone thinks like I am this kind of person who I am not.
Argh.
"Sorry. I know , I know. Just out of care and concern." She said as she sighed.
"I know..." I said. and The silence just hang on.
I am entering this school called Kaijou High.
What the hell... My best friend's been fangirling over the guys here.
The hell.
Well, I really don't care. Since I am a guy in this school I don't have to bother getting girls because I am a girl. I can't have a crush because I am a boy here.
So love life is just a simple no no.
I held my bag over my shoulder because it is troublesome. All of the human beings here is inside the classroom already.
The president kept me inside his room... too long to make me late for classes.
They put me in the same class with my girl bestfriend Hanaruko. Thank goodness.
I walked down the long hallway towards my room.
I gave a yawn out. I am sleepy.
Guess I should talk a bit more manly and act more like a gentle man. The heck. What will happen if I walk in that room?
Ugh... Hanaruko is a transferee too but she attended earlier than I am.
I just came here in Japan in the last two weeks from London. Well, I was raised there but I was born here.
My parents gave me a house near the school and gave me enough money for a month.
I think they'll kill me too if they knew I am attending school as a guy.
But this is my dream... I mean... having my hair cut short like a boy's but I never dreamed about experiencing a boy's life...
Well, I think this is my karma for disobeying my mom to keep my hair longer.
Whatever.
I knocked on the door and opened it.
I bowed and said, "Sorry for being late sensei. Please excuse me."
She giggled. I looked up and she said, "No, don't worry. The president told me that he'll keep you in his room for an hour so you'll be late." She said with a smile.
From what I know, this teacher that's right infront of me is unaware of me being a girl
Is she flirting her own student?
Ahh what the fug?! I am too judgmental!
"Thankyou." I said and bowed again.
"Well, introduce yourself?" She says as she points where I should stand.
I entered our room and I heard a girl say, "Isn't he cool?"
Oh dammit! It is the first day of school and a cool thing came up already? I should do something... like... Now.
"Hi... I am Ren Konaru. You can call me Naru or Ren. Please take care of me." I said as I bowed.
I looked up and gave a smile.
Oh god... this is making my blood pump like hell! The girls just went like Kyaa~
I looked down still with my smile. I feel victorious.
"You can go sit where you want since there are so many free seats." She said.
"Oh, here Ren-san." A girl offered.
I smiled and said, "Sorry but I would prefer to seat next to chibi-hana. Thankyou." I smiled.
She just went tomato red. Haha! I am soooooo enjoying this.
"Shut up, Naru-chan." She said as she rolls her eyes.
I gave a flirty chuckle and girls gave me their attention.
Well, some girls had their violent reaction towards what I said about Hanaruko.
"Chibi-hana? You mean Chikaharu?" Sensei asked.
"Uh... yah. Why?" I asked.
"Well, no one calls her by her first name already but some does and she calls you Naru-chan?" She reasoned.
Time to make some girls jealous.
"Well, we were childhood friends. I mean... she is the reason why I entered here." I said and smiled.
Some said awww...
"So, anyone who want to ask questions?" Sensei asked and we looked at my classmates.
I just realized, some guys were staring at me like they want to kill me and some guys... looks like they want me as a friend.
A girl raised her hand.
Sensei called her. Her name's Mika.
"Is Ren-san dating Chikaharu-chan?" Ren-san? I thought they'll call me by my first name already. Well, whatever.
"Nope. But we are really close friends." I said and smiled.
Some gave a relieved sigh. Even guys...
Oohhh... so chibi-hana's popular? Well, her short brown hair is straight, her slender figure, her... erm... this is somehow like mocking me... She do have something big infront of her. She's cute too and sweet so how could you resist?
"Shut up Naru." She said again.
"Meanie." I said with a pout. Some girls laughed.
I am so having the time of my life like right now... What the heck am I sayin'?
I sat beside Hanaruko and she whispered to me, "Imma kill you later."
"Don't give me that piece of paper... My fangirls will go after me later." I teased her. She is so getting pissed that I am so popular with the girls right now.
I noticed this blonde guy infront of me... blonde... Why do I have to be in a room with a blonde guy too? I didn't see his face because he is sleeping. Whatever.
"Shut up and don't flirt."She said and I just replied with a sigh.
Well, can't I have fun and enjoy myself?
"Kise-kun... don't sleep." Sensei said and he stretched his arms.
Fangirls squeal.
This is the popular guy named Kise? The model they are talking about?
I had the urge to kick his chair but I didn't.
"Sorry sensei..." He said and he turned back to look at me.
I was shocked for a moment.
Yeah... this guy's pretty. He is cool. He is hot. He gives off a good aura with a bright smile. This guy could light up the world with a killer smile.
The heck... But we're both blondes. I kinda hate that fact.
"Nice to meet you, Naru." He said as he reaches out his hand.
I shook his hand.
I kinda like this guy (in a manly way)... he just called me Naru. No honorifics. A straight guy.
"The pleasure is mine." I said and girls squealed.
What is so fun about it?
But this guy Kise...
Nice one dude..
"By the way," Our sensei started, "Don't mess with Ren-kun or you'll be beaten to a pulp." She said with a smile as she explains that I am good in combat fighting.
Whatever. The girls still thought I'm cool... or even cooler.
I put a poker face as Kise chuckled.
As I said, they were asking me to go out with them on lunch but I refused and said I'll take it with Hanaruko and they all get disappointed.
"Sorry..." I said with a smile and their fangirl modes are on again.
I took lunch with Hanaruko on the roof top and there we show our bestfriend mode on.
Having a conversation and all...
With the sweet things we do as girls. We can't do it infront of people because they'll misunderstand.
I even kiss her on the forehead so if anyone sees us... it'll be the news headlines.
We heard a thump and we realized it is the door.
We stared at each other.
I went back to our room while Hanaruko went with her girl friends.
A girl asked me when I stepped inside the room if Hanaruko and I were going out and I laughed out loud.
"No way! I told you guys... we're bestfriends." I said. I laughed again.
I patted her head, she blushed, I kinda messed with it and she turned bright red... "We're not... okay?" I said with a calm, sweet, flirty tone.
Gotta give my fangirls some energy.
And there, the other blonde came in and I was forgotten.
"Kyaaah! They look so cool! I wish they could be best buddies!" A girl said.
So I am not forgotten? Okaaay.
"Don't you think Ren-kun would be great if he was a model too?" A girl whispered somewhere.
I smiled. A model like Kise? Damn that crap.
"Photography club wants him to be a model for us... I wish he would say yes!" A girl from the photography club said.
Really? For such a short time I was liked by other classes already? What a nice thing.
"They'll ask him later." She added.
Well, I think I'll say yes. I think I'll earn a Ren Konaru Fanclub if I do.
Hmm... I'm kinda lonely when Hanaruko's not around. She's with her girl friends now. Agh... What to do?
Kise put his arms on my shoulders with a grin.
"Would you accept the modeling thing?" He asked.
"Well, I guess it couldn't be helped." I said.
And we talked to each other.
Somehow... If I were a girl... uhh, yah, I am, but... If I were a girl in this school... I'd be one of those fangirls.
But I am lucky to be a guy... atleast we can talk to each other like this. Our ranks are somehow equal... Not just a fangirl and an idol.
Some weeks have passed and there the same thing just kept on.
I did the modeling thing with the photography club and just like what I predicted... I did earn more fangirls.
When I play basketball, Kise and I were having this fangirls squeal and all of that.
Kise said that if I could play with him... one-on-one. Kasamatsu-senpai just hit him.
I giggled and I agreed. He put his serious mode on when we did play.
Well, at first we both did well... but this is our ace after all so he had his first basket. Especially when he's from Teiko's Generation of Miracles.
I'm not that good like him but I am better than the others.
I think I wouldn't consider him as my rival... but I dunno.
Ever since we played one on one, he calls me Narucchi.
This guy. He is somehow weird.
But that's one of his traits that I like. Childish, idiot... uhm... pretty? Ugh. Whatever.
If I'd say... He's close to perfect.
Well, as you can see... my school life is just like... wake up, eat, school, make some fangirls go Kyaaah -I'm making it my habit now -, and then time with Hanaruko, someone asking if we were going out, basketball, fangirls squeal again, getting closer with Kise and Mikoto - the guy who sighed when I said Hanaruko and I weren't going out - and other basketball team mates.
Somehow, it got boring. I'm sick of this crap.
I'm at the canteen with my team mates. Kise's still not here.
I think it would be more fun if Kise's in this more. (referring to her life)
"Narucchi!" Ah... talking about the devil.
"What?" I asked with a pissed tone.
"We should play basketball later!" He excitedly shouted.
I am not much into basketball right now because of the fact that I am really a girl. It's uneasy to guard a guy.
"Sorry... no can do. Chibi-Hana and I have some plans." I said.
He wore a pout on his face, "Tell me, honestly... Are you two going out?" He asked.
Damn this question... it's been asked for so many times already.
"How many times should I say that we are not?"
"But why are you always together? I saw you kiss her forehead too..." He said as he lowers his voice with the second sentence as he looks around to see if other team mates heard.
"Because we are friends." I said strictly.
"But why would you kiss her forehead and cuddle on the rooftop?" He shouted.
So he is that guy...
Mikoto heard it.
He is not the only one who heard it... Kasamatsu-senpai heard it too and others as well.
We caught their attention.
Damn this blonde.
"Keep calm and hush okay? We can't do that anywhere so we do it on the rooftop because we know it will be misunderstood by humanoids like you. We were just bestfriends. We treat each other like a brother and sister." I explained.
He misunderstood.
"Whatever..." He slumped down on the seat infront of me.
I ate a chip from Kise's junkfood.
"Wah! That's mine!" Kise reacted.
"Sorry I ate it already. Should I vomit it for you?" I said.
"Argh! Yuck... You're so..." Kise said. I glared at him.
"I'm so what?" I asked.
"Nothing..." He pouted.
I just smiled. I'm okay with this. Being a basketball player with Kise, being Kise's guy friend, standing beside Kise as a boy... It's fine with me.
But... will this relationship as a guy buddy be forever?
If I am a normal girl... I'd fall for Kise. But... remember...
I'M A GUY RIGHT NOW.
(a/n: yea... this is boring. Kise should be in this story more. I know ryt? Well, whatever. Imma promise to make the next update okay... but not really. Hehe. Just hope you enjoyed this. Please wait for the updates and read it.
This was supposed to be a oneshot so it's somehow in a fast pace. But still, I hope you liked/will like it.
thanks for reading! Please review or favorite or follow... :D)
