Title: Pepsi Makes The World Go 'Round
Author: Tuesday.Night.Hardcore.Queen
Pairings: CM PunkxOC
Summary: Melody and CM Punk are having a contest; who can stay up the latest. So they stay up on sugar high. But there's one pepsi left...the epic battle ensues...
Both of them chugged down their soda. Punk finished his first and crushed the can with his hands.
"Hah, I win." he declared.
Melody glared at him. "You bastard!"
She as well crushed the can in two and then tossed it to the floor. It was four thirty in the morning and the two of them should have been sleeping. Instead, they decide to see who could stay up the latest.
"I want a rematch!" she challenged him. "Now!"
"Okay," the Chicago native merely shrugged. His cockiness was showing. "break out the Pepsi."
"Fine, I will!" she said, epically. She hopped off the bed and jumped to the bags, by it was a small cooler that they kept their Pepsi in. As she opened it, her eyes widen.
"Uhh, Punk?"
"Yeah, baby?" he replied.
"...There's only one Pepsi left."
He blinked. "What?"
"There is only one Pepsi left." she repeated. "One."
"Give it to me." he said.
"Biiiitch, screw you and a half, this Pepsi's mine!" she claimed.
"Uh uh! Hand it over!" Punk ordered.
"What do you want for it? I'lllllll show you my boobies." Melody said, tried persuading him.
"Seen them." he said.
"I'll have sex with you." she said.
"Been there."
"I'll do whatever you want me to! Just gimme the last Pepsi!" she growled, becoming impatient.
"Fine, my slave forever." Punk said.
"Aren't I already?" she stated.
"Yeah, but I also get sex all I want. No matter what." Punk said. "...No matter what."
"...Fiiiiiiine..."
"So tired yet?" Punk questioned her.
"Nope." she replied.
"Liar."
"Okay, and YOU'RE NOT?"
"Well...yeah. Why don't we just take a shower together and then go to bed. We'll call it even." Punk decided.
"Deal."
