Brief's Love Letter?
One-sided BriefXPanty
Brief knew they done it together, and he did revive Panty, she saving him in return again, but did he know Panty loves him? Nope. Not at all.
He did however thought she did love him when a lovely love letter that he enjoyed very much. He thought it was from Panty. That was a mistake.
Dearest Brief
What a relief
to see you here
even if that sounds queer
I'm here to say
I'll be yours for today
Meet me after school under the tree at two
So that way, I can tell you that I love you
Brief started to blush and chuckle.
So during school, he wrote love letters to Panty. She just replied her usual way, "Oi! Geek Boy Brief! The Hell! I already have a date with the entire football team!"
Brief thought that she was lying. She had to, right?
WRONG... Meanwhile that same exact day in a different class...
"Damn it all! I knew I should've wrote my name for mon papillon! I bet he doesn't even know who wrote that to him!", a short, slender brunette hissed during study time.
"Boxer, he can't be that dumb that he can't tell your handwriting from a dumb broad's.", his glasses-wearing lab partner declared as she started drawing his distressed expression.
"Dumb broad or not, I think Panty deserves Brief. I mean, I bet you he sees something in her that I really don't. Sure, she's a slut and all, but she can still be likeable.", the brunette replied as he was trying to write an essay in French.
"Y'know, I thought he was more into the breasts of the woman. Seriously? Panty's a little... flat.", the girl replied, fixing her pink and green hair so that her flower on her headband stayed still.
"Slippy, now you're making me even MORE discouraged!", Boxer sighed, "besides... what if he doesn't like me? I mean, we only have Gym Class together."
"If he doesn't, then I guess you can look at more... appealing candidates?", the girl replied.
After school, Brief sat under the tree, holding flowers and chocolates for who he hoped was Panty. Then he saw Boxer.
"Huh?", he asked.
That's where Boxer stopped and smiled, "I'm glad... You read it!"
Brief screamed in shock.
"Is it because I'm a guy? I'm sorry! Were you hoping for Panty?"
Brief was about to cry, "Y-y-Yeah..."
You can hear Panty making love in the background.
"Well, I hope at least that you don't like me... I guess I'm really hateable, huh?", Boxer muttered as he had a defeated expression on his face.
"No, no! I like you! But only as a friend!", Brief muttered.
"Really?", Boxer asked.
"Yeah!", Brief replied.
"Well, that's really perfect!", Boxer smiled.
He looked as he saw Father Garterbelt in grinned.
"Ummm... What are you planning to do?", Brief asked.
That's when Boxer kissed Brief, covering his face so Father Garterbelt doesn't need to see.
Garterbelt grinned a little as he put his hand in his pants.
"W-w-w-WHAT WAS THAT FOR?", Brief shouted.
"What did you think? I at least wanted to kiss you!", Boxer pouted.
"I... Is that Garterbelt?", Brief was about to be furious until he looked over Boxer's shoulder to see the priest grin a little.
Boxer turned around, "Oh, so you know this guy?"
"He's Panty's Dad!", Brief shrieked.
"Why is he...?", Boxer then asked, disgusted.
That's when Boxer and Brief together puked all over the tree they sat at.
The next day...
"Well, at least we're friends...", Boxer replied.
"True that. So how was your first kiss?", Slippy asked.
"Not too bad... until I saw a priest having dirty thoughts about it.", Boxer replied.
They both laughed and the resumed to their usual gossiping.
As for Brief, he had a depressed look on his face. Will Brief ever find out what Panty's thinking in her dirty little mind of hers?
THE END
