*This FanFic is about Sponge Bob*
* Some people wonder how sponge Bob got square, Well her are some suggestions. which one do you think is true?*
"Ice Cream"
Sponge Bob: Oh. Hey Pat.
Patrick: hey Sponge Bob.
Sponge Bob: PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: what?
Sponge Bob: Why do you have a ice cream? remember about the diet??
Patrick: Oh I'm sorry Sponge Bob. want some?
Sponge Bob: Well, ok.
Patrick: Hey I heard if you eat to much ice cream you turn square! Then you would be Sponge Bob square pants! not Sponge Bob round pants!
Hey! That has a little ring to it!
Sponge Bob: I'm sure that's not true!
Patrick: Well try it!
Sponge Bob: ok
* Sponge Bob eats the rest of Patrick's ice cream*
Sponge Bob: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! brain freeze!
Sponge Bob: Pat? why are you looking at me like that?
Patrick: It's true! It's true! it's true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sponge Bob: what's true?
Patrick: you are SQUARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sponge Bob: you must be seeing things. old Patty.
* Sponge Bob turns around and sees a car mirror. Then he sees that he really is Square*
Sponge Bob: Hey Pat!
Patrick: what?
Sponge bob: can I borrow that gun you had?
Patrick: sure.
* Pat hands the gun to Sponge Bob*
* Sponge Bob shots himself*
Sponge Bob: hey look it's about to bounce off of me!
* Squidward walks by*
Squidward: what's going on?
Patrick: Sponge bob.....................
BOOM!!!!!
Patrick: Hey Look Sponge Bob. the bullet bounced off of you and hit Squidward. The bullet didn't blow you up but it blew Squidward up!
*~*Story*~*#*~*2*~*
"visit"
* Sponge Bob round pant's doorbell rings*
Sponge bob: hey Mom and Dad!
Mom and Dad: hey. Lets go roll down the hill!
Sponge Bob: ok.
*They arrive at the hill*
Sponge Bob: you go first mom!
Mom: ok
* the mom rolls down the hill*
Mom: wwwwwwwwwwoooooooowwwwwwwwww!!!! that's fun!
Sponge Bob: Now you Dad.
Dad: ok!
* dad rolls down the hill*
Dad: hehe haha hehe haha hehe haha hehe haha!!!! that's fun!
Dad and Mom: Now you sponge Bob!
Sponge Bob: ok
Sponge bob: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Dad and Mom: what?
Sponge Bob: A stick just popped me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* dad calls hospital*
* Sponge Bob goes to the hospital*
Doctor: here you are! the only way we could help him is if we turned him square!
* Mom and dad Faint*
Sponge Bob: Mom, Dad?
*~*Story*~*#*~*3*~*
" You are what you eat "
*Sponge Bob felt a drop on his head. He looked up and saw Patrick eating ice cream*
Sponge Bob: Patrick. Come down here and talk to me!
Patrick: ok!
Sponge Bob: so what's up?
Patrick: Well I herd that if you eat something you will turn into the shape.
Sponge Bob: you mean if I eat a square chocolate bar then I will turn square?
Patrick: yup! that's why I'm eating the ice cream cone! So I can turn that shape!
Sponge Bob: How long have you been eating it?
Patrick: Well. About 2 hours.
Sponge Bob: Then it's not true! you eat a square chocolate bar you stay a star. I eat a square chocolate bar I stay round!
Patrick: NO!
Sponge Bob: OH YEAH?
Patrick: YEAH!
Sponge Bob: WELL I'M GONNA PROVE IT!
* Patrick hands a square chocolate bar. Sponge Bob eats it*
Sponge Bob: See Patrick! I was right! Nothing..................BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: I was right! I was right! you are square!
Pleaz R&R mah story
( R&R means read and revue)
