*This FanFic is about Sponge Bob*

* Some people wonder how sponge Bob got square, Well her are some suggestions. which one do you think is true?*

"Ice Cream"

Sponge Bob: Oh. Hey Pat.

Patrick: hey Sponge Bob.

Sponge Bob: PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: what?

Sponge Bob: Why do you have a ice cream? remember about the diet??

Patrick: Oh I'm sorry Sponge Bob. want some?

Sponge Bob: Well, ok.

Patrick: Hey I heard if you eat to much ice cream you turn square! Then you would be Sponge Bob square pants! not Sponge Bob round pants!

Hey! That has a little ring to it!

Sponge Bob: I'm sure that's not true!

Patrick: Well try it!

Sponge Bob: ok

* Sponge Bob eats the rest of Patrick's ice cream*

Sponge Bob: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! brain freeze!

Sponge Bob: Pat? why are you looking at me like that?

Patrick: It's true! It's true! it's true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sponge Bob: what's true?

Patrick: you are SQUARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sponge Bob: you must be seeing things. old Patty.

* Sponge Bob turns around and sees a car mirror. Then he sees that he really is Square*

Sponge Bob: Hey Pat!

Patrick: what?

Sponge bob: can I borrow that gun you had?

Patrick: sure.

* Pat hands the gun to Sponge Bob*

* Sponge Bob shots himself*

Sponge Bob: hey look it's about to bounce off of me!

* Squidward walks by*

Squidward: what's going on?

Patrick: Sponge bob.....................

BOOM!!!!!

Patrick: Hey Look Sponge Bob. the bullet bounced off of you and hit Squidward. The bullet didn't blow you up but it blew Squidward up!

*~*Story*~*#*~*2*~*

"visit"

* Sponge Bob round pant's doorbell rings*

Sponge bob: hey Mom and Dad!

Mom and Dad: hey. Lets go roll down the hill!

Sponge Bob: ok.

*They arrive at the hill*

Sponge Bob: you go first mom!

Mom: ok

* the mom rolls down the hill*

Mom: wwwwwwwwwwoooooooowwwwwwwwww!!!! that's fun!

Sponge Bob: Now you Dad.

Dad: ok!

* dad rolls down the hill*

Dad: hehe haha hehe haha hehe haha hehe haha!!!! that's fun!

Dad and Mom: Now you sponge Bob!

Sponge Bob: ok

Sponge bob: aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Dad and Mom: what?

Sponge Bob: A stick just popped me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* dad calls hospital*

* Sponge Bob goes to the hospital*

Doctor: here you are! the only way we could help him is if we turned him square!

* Mom and dad Faint*

Sponge Bob: Mom, Dad?

*~*Story*~*#*~*3*~*

" You are what you eat "

*Sponge Bob felt a drop on his head. He looked up and saw Patrick eating ice cream*

Sponge Bob: Patrick. Come down here and talk to me!

Patrick: ok!

Sponge Bob: so what's up?

Patrick: Well I herd that if you eat something you will turn into the shape.

Sponge Bob: you mean if I eat a square chocolate bar then I will turn square?

Patrick: yup! that's why I'm eating the ice cream cone! So I can turn that shape!

Sponge Bob: How long have you been eating it?

Patrick: Well. About 2 hours.

Sponge Bob: Then it's not true! you eat a square chocolate bar you stay a star. I eat a square chocolate bar I stay round!

Patrick: NO!

Sponge Bob: OH YEAH?

Patrick: YEAH!

Sponge Bob: WELL I'M GONNA PROVE IT!

* Patrick hands a square chocolate bar. Sponge Bob eats it*

Sponge Bob: See Patrick! I was right! Nothing..................BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Patrick: I was right! I was right! you are square!

Pleaz R&R mah story

( R&R means read and revue)