Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters from Dogma or Harry Potter. I wish I did though... *sniffles*
~*~Chapter 1~*~
*We enter to see Loki, Mya, and Kimmie playing out in the front yard. They all have their swimsuits on. Loki is holding a hose and he is trying to spray Mya and Kimmie who are hiding behind Bethany's car.*
Mya: We have to figure out something to do! *Mya whispers to Kimmie and ducks behind the car once again.*
Kimmie: I think I have an idea! *Kimmie crawls out from behind the car and runs inside. A few minutes later she runs back and ducks behind the car once again. She was holding a bag and inside was none other then raw scrambled egg balloons?*
Mya: Ewww, where did you get that idea? *Mya asks and takes on in her hand.*
Kimmie: TV! *Kimmie shrugs and laughs. She also takes a balloon.* On my command we both throw. Ready! Aim! Fire!
*They both thrown their balloons. One hits Loki the other hits and owl?*
Mya: Oh My Goodness! I hit that poor little owl! *Mya runs from behind the car and to the owl, which is lying in a puddle of water covered in egg. Mya picks it up.*
Mya: I'm sorry Mr.Owl I didn't mean to hit you! Oh my, what do you got there? *Mya notices two letters it had dropped. She puts down the owl, which immediately gets up and tries to fly away, and picks up the letters. One is to her and the other to Kimmie*
*Kimmie notices the letters in Mya's hand so she gets up and walks over to her.*
Kimmie: Who are they from?
Mya: A place called Hogwarts. *Mya hands Kimmie her letter. Kimmie takes it and opens it. Kimmie begins to read:*
Kimmie: Dear Ms. Sloane, you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... *Kimmie quickly looks at Mya who has a confused look on her face. Kimmie continues to read.* Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment.Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later then July 31.
Mya: Holy cow...
Kimmie: They have to be kidding us... I have no magical talent... Anyway I thought using magic was a sin?
Mya: I though that to. Lets show Loki. *Kimmie nods.*
*Mya and Kimmie get up and run over to Loki showing him the letters.*
Loki: I dunno man. They seem real enough. But why you two? You probably blow up the whole school! *Mya backslaps Loki.*
Kimmie: I guess now we should show our parents, since HE isn't HELPING much! *Mya laughs and nods following Kimmie into the house. They go into the kitchen where their parents, Metatron and Bethany are talking. Kimmie goes to her mother* Mom, we just got this from an owl! We aren't sure what it means... Do you know?
*Bethany looks over the letter for a minute, as does Metatron*
Bethany: I have no idea...
Metatron: It seems as if someone has finally recognized your talents. I knew this was coming...
*Mya and Kimmie both smile*
Mya: Does this mean we are going?
Metatron: Uhum... Loki will be going with you though. He will be turned into an 11-year-old like...
*Kimmie interrupts* Why?
Metatron: Because of Bartleby. We found out that he's going to. And he is on Voldemort's side. Loki has the duty of protecting you and Harry Potter.
Mya: Harry Potter?
Metatron: A very famous boy wizard. He survived the Avada Kedavra curse after Voldemort tried to kill him with it. You will hear much about him at the school so don't fret.
Mya: Well, how are we supposed to get all of this stuff? *Mya says looking down the list of the materials they needed.*
Metatron: It's easy like this! *he snaps his fingers and it all appears before them*
Mya: Of course... you always have to do it the easy way! *Mya laughs*
Kimmie: Hold up a sec. How can Loki be made into an 11-year-old?
Mya: With God around honey, anything is possible! *Mya laughs*
