I DO NOT OWN DBZ!

 New fic from me! This is my first attempt at a real humor fic, so don't be too mean to me. I really went to canada, and a lot of these events really did happen. I'll just be exaggerating and adding little things in a lot to make the fic better. The main idea and the things that happen basically did happen. (you'll see in later chapters.)

Enjoy!

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We Blame Canada!

Chapter 1: Announcement

   It was a beautiful day outside. The birds were chirping, and kids were playing in the parks. The day was perfect…

   Wait, that's not how our story begins. Are you crazy? It doesn't begin on a beautiful day…wait, it actually does, but that's not the point! It actually started on a Tuesday afternoon, and Bulma was on the telephone.

   "Yes? Okay. Saturday? Providence Airport? Great, thanks! Goodbye. You too!"

   Bulma hung up the telephone. She smiled to herself. Yes, a vacation would be nice. Maybe it wouldn't be so messed up this time. Bulma quickly opened the glass sliding door and walked outside. There Trunks, Goten, Goku, and Vegeta were all sparring.

   "Hey guys" She said while walking out.

   No response.

   "Guys…"

   A whimper came from Goten and a grunt came from Vegeta.

   Bulma tapped her foot impatiently. She then took in a deep breath. "WILL YOU GUYS STOP FIGHTING FOR ONE MINUTE SO I CAN TALK TO YOU?"

   Goten and Trunks immediately stopped and looked at Bulma. Goku and Vegeta continued to spar. Bulma rolled her eyes and reached into her inter-dimension of useful weapons. It consisted of one thing—a frying pan.

   "Thank god for ChiChi and her brilliant ideas." She mumbled to herself. Bulma then walked over to Goku and Vegeta and….WHAM! She hit them right over the head. Goku and Vegeta grabbed their heads in pain.

   "Woman! What was that for?" Vegeta screamed at her.

   "I need your attention!"

   "What is it? Can't you see that Kakarott and I are busy? I was about to beat him and YOU ruined it!"

   "Give it up Vegeta. You'll never beat me."

   Bulma was growing impatient again. "Well, if you could stop for one second, I'll be able to tell you my GREAT news!"

   "So, what is it?" Goku asked.

   Goten and Trunks walked over.

   "Am I getting a baby brother mom? I want a little brother. Then I can beat him down, because Goten is kinda starting to catch up to me…"

   *WACK*

   "Ow…"

   "Everyone, we're going to Toronto!" She said proudly.

   "That's it?" Trunks looked at his mother.

   "OF COURSE THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO GET SOME CULTURE INTO YOUR LIFE!"

   "Oh…what country?" Goku asked. Everyone fell anime style.

   Vegeta was the first to stand. "It's in Canada, you idiot!"

   "Where's Canada?"

   Bulma had finally gotten up. She sighed. How did she become friends with someone who was such an idiot sometimes. "Where do you think it is?"

   "Japan?"

   "Try again, dumbass!" Trunks started to laugh—hard. Bulma glared at him.

   "Have you been listening to The Opie and Anthony Show again?"

   "Um…no mom…it got kicked out of Boston last week…remember? Anyway, we've got to save it! Save Opie and Anthony!" Trunks took one look at Bulma. "Uh…oh…" He then ran as fast as he could, leaving a trail of dust behind him. 

   "When I get my hands on you boy!" Bulma screamed, waving her frying pan in the air. Goten started to sneak off ever so quietly…

   "And where do you think you're going?" Bulma didn't even have to turn around.

   "Um…I have to go to the bathroom?"

   "The bathroom's not THAT way!" (a/n: I can't believe I just ripped off that line…)

   Goten let his head hang in defeat. He sat down in a chair on the patio.

   Bulma then turned back to Goku and Vegeta. "Anyway, we're leaving Saturday. Got it?"

   "Am I invited too?"

   Bulma rubbed her head. "Yes, Goku. You're invited."

   "And Goten, and Gohan, and ChiChi?"

   "Yes."

   "What about Videl? Gohan's probably is going to want to bring her."

   "Yes, I made a reservation for her too."

   "Okay!" Goku then turned to Vegeta. "I'm going to go tell Chi the good news. Bye Vegeta!" Goku then started off towards his house.

   Vegeta sighed walked over to Bulma. "I was about to beat him! You idiot woman! When will you learn not to interfere with my sparring?"

   Bulma glared at Vegeta. "Vegeta…don't make me…"

   "Fine!" Vegeta then stormed into the house. Bulma was about to go in too when a voice stopped her.

   "Uh, Bulma…can I go home now?"

   "YES GOTEN!" Goten then jumped out of his chair and flew home as quickly as possible.

   Bulma then walked into the house and sunk down onto the couch.

   "Oh god, I hope they don't screw this up like last time…"

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Okay, that's it! It's kinda short, I know, but the chapter should get longer. This is only the beginning, so please come back to see what happens. Also, you probably hate this, cause I have the worst sense of humor. Just don't be too mean in the reviews, okay?

BUT, if you ACTUALLY liked this, and want me to continue, (cause if no one likes it, I won't continue) please tell me, and I will!

Oh, and another note. In case you don't know, The Opie and Anthony Show is a radio show played in Boston. It just got kicked off the air. This is the 2nd time it's happened to the show. It's a hilarious radio show, so that was some shameless advertisement for it, and to save it. I don't own it, okay? Okay.