So recently I discovered Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh from God.

Wow, what a way to start my author's notes.

Anyways, I found someone doing an MST of it on Deviantart (her username's erikatheraindeer) and, while I enjoyed the commentary, I really did not enjoy the fanfic. Even after finding out it was a trollfic. Still.

(Also, the writer of that story decided her character would be good friends with Taylor Swift, and since I'm a fan of her music, that sort of hurt.)

Then I wondered how the smashers would react to this. Hence this oneshot with the spoiler-y title.

So please read and review!

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Throwing Things in Anger

"Are you sure this is a good idea?"

Cloud nodded. "Look, if I had to suffer reading this, the other smashers should, too."

Dark Pit rolled his eyes. "Well, don't blame me if all of them decide to kill you."

"Another thing," Bayonetta asked. "Why are you excluding everyone from the fourth tournament from this...activity?"

"Because this is a Brawl fic. Now, if you excuse me, I need to get the other smashers." With that, Cloud walked off.

Dark Pit turned to Bayonetta. "I'm not the only one who thinks this is going to end horribly, am I?"

"Nope."

"...you're going to videotape the whole thing, aren't you?"

"Yep."

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Soon, all the smashers that were in Brawl were seated in the auditorium. Cloud walked onto the stage.

"Ladies, Gentlemen, Pokemon, it is my great...ahem...pleasure to show you Supper Smash Bros: Mishonh from God!" He then made a hasty retreat as the fanfic played across the screen that had been set up.

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Twenty-five minutes later, everyone was attacking the screen in a rage.

"That's got to be some sort of record," Dark Pit noted, watching from the safety of the projector room. Bayonetta said nothing, she just kept on filming.

Angry shouts could be heard from below. I'll let you guess who said what.

"WHY THE HELL AM I TRYING TO RAPE HER?!"

"SNAKE IS NOT MY GODDAMN FATHER!"

"I SERVE LADY PALUTENA ONLY!"

"HOW COME I HAVE TO DATE THAT...THAT SUE?!"

And of course, the most popular protest seemed to be: "I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL/HOMOPHOBE/CHRISTIAN/ATHEIST/WHATEVER!"

Eventually, Dark Pit, feeling merciful, shut off the projector so the smashers wouldn't have to see any more of it. Cloud took it as his cue to walk onstage again.

"So what'd you guys think?" he asked.

He was met by glares from all the smashers.

Uh oh.

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Afterwards, Cloud could not be resurrected for a week or two. After he was, all the smashers involved took extra joy in kicking his ass in battles.

Dark Pit chose to stay in his room until everything went back to normal.

Bayonetta chose to post her video on SmashTube. It currently has several million views. A few comments pointed out the reactions were realistic.

And the smashers who were involved were too afraid to go on fanfiction sites for about a month.

So yeah.

Thanks, Cloud.