How to make the Volturi mad:
The sequel to how to make the Cullen's mad
Chapter 1- Aro, Marcus, Caius
ask them how old they are
tell them that they creep you out
Hum the Darth Vader theme song at their entrance
Dye all of their robes from black to vibrant colors (pink, yellow etc)
During a important meeting randomly burst into song
Buy them all moisturizers saying they really need it
Force them on an all animal diet
Make a movie about them titled 'the 3000 year old virgin'
Throw things at Caius when he tries to speak
When Aro tries to read your mind yell- "mind rape! Mind rape!" till he leave you alone
Say "I told the whole world that vampires are real and what are you going to do about it?" run yelling "suckas!" and hope you live
Say that the volturi are wimpy and cowards
Tell them to bite you then run away screaming "VAMPIRES ARE TRING TO EAT ME!!!" After that calmly walk away, confusing everyone…
Ask them if they drink Bloody Marys
Next chapter is:
Jane and Alec
So??? What do ya think?! Please review!!!
