Sandwich the 13th
Have you ever heard of Camp Crystal you should of.20 years ago and 5 went from happy fun sandwich making to horror.2 workers were getting more bread(cause I ate it all.I LIKE BREAD)when a sandwich came into the storage were wondering why it was there,one of the workers named"first guy to die"went up to it,the sandwich shot a laser down his throat and the laser turned into a sandwich(sandwiches do that if you didnt know).First guy to die sandwich then killed "first girl to die"The sandwich police came and saw the 2 workers of them says about first guy to die."Well hes half the pan...pulls off sunglasses...he used to ".CRIME SANDWICH .After long months the csi gave up looking for the laser shooting Crystal Sunway closed soon after the murder."Well thats the story of Camp Crystal Subway. Are you sure you want to go there".Bob"Yes"WELL its your funeral".".The old man magically floats out the window of the bus away into the forest only to be eaten by a flying Majestic then gets off the bus and walks to Camp Crystal the evil laser shooting sandwich was waiting to kill ran dramatically but the sandwich tripped him up with "OH NOES IM GOING TO DIE"the sandwich shoots the with his last breath said this"jjlkdfjasiodjasnfckjasnckjzbcjbzjcbxzjcbkz\cnkjzncjzxnc"That was the last thing Bob ever people have already been at Camp Crystal Subway for at least an sandwich was not the camp there was a big fancy city lawyor,a hobbit named Bilbo Swaggins and a old Pedo with a giant mustache and a girl named M(YES THATS A REALL NAMME GEEEZ.)So they where all relaxing when they heard "jjlkdfjasiodjasnfckjasnckjzbcjbzjcbxzjcbkz\cnkjzncjzxnc"In the fancy city lawyor said "thats one of them big fancy city mooses".The power went out and the pedo says"OH NO we need partners ill take Bilbo,well go into this dark basement."So City Lawyor and M go outside to find the power cut and a sandwich on the then M gets dragged away."OH NOES IM BEING DRAGGED"she lawyor found her dead with a sticky note on her it said"HELLO IM DEAD"City lawyor ran downstairs to the was being chased by the talked until the sandwich came back and killed took awhile to kill him cause he was a pedo and liked tried to kill the sandwich with sword called swag swag did nothing and they ran outside."OH NOES WERE GONNA DIE"The sandwich was getting closer but then the TARDIS came and the doors open and out came Spinda with a laser then Teh Derkter boosted the laser with his sanic sandwich went all went to TacoBell in the Derkter had so many all got at Camp Crystal Subway the samdwich is still DUN DUN SET UP FOR SEQUEL.
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