A simple parody of "Llamas with Hats"! Includes Skydoesmincraft, Deadlox, and MinecraftUniverse FIRST FANFIC! HOPE YOU ENJOY :D

(EDIT: OMG MY LAPTOP CRASHED ON ME WHEN I FINISHED EDITING THIS, SO I HAD TO DO THAT AGAIN! :( And I fixed the fonts and that I changed the Squid King to a Jeffery since that's should be a good reason for TrueMU to get mad)

I do not own anything except for the parody storyline


TrueMU sighed as he unlocked the front door and opened it. After all, a busy long day can lead to stress, so he was glad that he was back home to relax. However, when he opened the door, the first thing he saw was a dead ...Jeffrey (N/A: If you don't know who Jeffrey is, he is a pig that TrueMU calls "Jeffrey") ? With a butter sword stabbed in it laying in the front hallway. Immediatly, he felt his anger boiling up inside of him of the poor Jeffery, and that butter sword?

"SKY!" He shouted "WHY IN THE NETHER IS THERE A DEAD JEFFREY IN THE HOUSE?! Sky came up to him nomming on butter "Oh hey!..." Sky looked down at the dead Jeffrey "...Uhh how did he get there?" He asked innocently, pointing at Jeffrey as he leaned against the wall. Deadlox, who was sitting on the couch facepalmed and chuckled as the spaceman continued to yell "Sky! What did you do?!" He snapped in Sky's face, extremely confused. Sky pointed at himself in fake surprise "Who, me?" He said a bit too quick "Wha- Th- I didn't do this!" He lied now standing up straight as TrueMU flashed a glare at Sky "EXPLAIN WHAT HAPPENED SKY!" He hissed, the butter king threw his hands up "I've never seen him dead before in my life!" He lied once more and TrueMU groaned. "Why did you kill Jeffrey Sky...?" Deadlox muttered rolling his eyes "HEY! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!" Sky snapped, anger flashing in his eyes though his sunglasses. Before Deadlox could open his mouth to reply, TrueMU broke in "Why did you kill Jeffrey, Sky?" He repeated Deadlox's question again sternly, starting to get extremely impatient. Sky looked back at TrueMU "I-I didn't kill Jeffrey! That is- that is my LEAST favorite thing to do!" He stuttered angrily.

"Alright, tell my Sky..." TrueMU hissed "EXACTLY what you were doing before I got home." The butter king hesitated for a split second before taking a deep breath (N/A: Bold and Italics : Sky Normal: TrueMU ) "Alright, well I was upstairs..." TrueMU nodded "Okay..." "I was- I was sitting in my room..." "Yes." "Eating butter..." "Go on..." "So Deadlox told me that this Jeffery walked in the house..." "Okay. "So I saw it trying to steal my precious butter..." "Wait, why would i-?" "And so I got my majestic butter sword and stabbed it 37 times in the heart." (N/A: Okay, back to normal)

TrueMU's eyes were widened as he stared at Sky "SKYYYYY! THAT FRICKING KILLED JEFFREY!" He spat, Sky blinked through his sunglasses "Oh! Uh... I-I didn't know that...I'm in the wrong place here. I SUCK!" He lied again looking down to stare at his feet "YOU OBVIOUSLY KNEW THAT!" Deadlox said butting into the conversation "SHUT UP!"Sky snapped at Deadlox as TrueMU inspected the dead Jeffrey "...What happened to its feet (N/A: Or whatever you call them)?" "What's that?" Sky glanced at the spaceman "It's feet...why are they missing?" TrueMU spoke louder.

Sky and Deadlox both nervously looked at each other "Oh that..." Sky said rubbing the back of his neck "Well me and Deadlox...kinda cooked them up and ate them..." Deadlox now was whistling casually as the spaceman looked at both of them in disbelief and disgust "GUYYYYYYYYS!" TrueMU shouted "I was hungry for feet! Give my a break!" Sky said rolling his eyes strong"SKY!" "And my stomach was making the rumblies..." Deadlox said smiling "DEADLOX!" "That feet only could satisfy." Sky finished "WHAT THE NETHER IS WRONG WITH BOTH OF YOU GUYS?!" TrueMU screamed at both of them.

"Well I killed Jeffrey..." Sky trailed off "...and we both eat feet! So that makes two!" Deadlox finished as TrueMU groaned in frustration.


So yay! As I said before! My first Fanfiction on here! I hope you guys like it and I can make more like this! :D