Don't own Sgt. Frog.

If you were to ask Giroro what happened on Valentines day, he would deny a lot of things, only some of which were.

He would deny having anything to do with Keroro's scheme that day. (Really, he'd been busy pursuing... other things that were a bit more mature.)

He would deny giving Natsumi a gun that matched the color of her hair. (He'd simply placed it gently in a carefully wrapped box and left it outside her door with a tag on it that said, "To: Natsumi".)

He would deny leaving instructions showing her how to use it. (Why would he show the enemy how to use a weapon like that?)

He would deny that he'd been elated when she came down to the base's shooting range to try it out. (It wasn't as if he enjoyed her company.)

He would deny that she was actually pretty good. (For a pekoponian female, that is.)

He would deny that he enjoyed watching her use it. (He was just gauging the skills of the enemy, even if he found it hard to remember that she was the enemy.)

He would deny being jealous when she left because Saburo texted her. (He just felt like screaming.)

He would deny being elated when she returned. (He was just happy that the crazy chick had finally stopped screeching about the girly boy.)

He would deny being surprised when some aliens showed up to fight for some reason that was probably Keroro's fault. (He would never let his ability to detect the enemy dull so much.)

He would deny his eagerness to fight alongside Natsumi after she declared, "Let's go make stuff die.". (He was just so desperate for war that he'd follow a blind lemming into battle at this point.)

He would deny the feeling he got as she took them on by herself, using his totally-not-gift. (He was just making sure she got them all.)

He would deny that the words he gave her afterwards were a complement. (They were merely an observation.)

He would deny roasting another sweet potato just for her. (He was just… hungrier than usual.)

He would deny watching the sunset with her. (He just so happened to be looking in that direction at the same time she was.)

He would deny forcing out a confession. (Ask him all you want. They were silent.)

But he would tell you something.

He did enjoy that kiss she gave him.

And if you touch her he'll tear you a new one.