Authors note: This story takes place during what started out as a typical employee check-up, and Dr. Zoidberg has only one more person to check. As Scruffy the Janitor walks in, Zoidberg wonders how he never noticed him before, all moustache and a $300 haircut adorning his head like a pink crown. As he sat on the medical table, Zoidberg did his job professionally, but it soon became apparent that something was wrong; all the tests indicated that he had an alien disease that would kill him within the day. When told this, Scruffy replied only with "Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived", before embracing the sandal-wearing crustacean before him.

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And then they did it.

Fin.