I… do…not…own…Twilight…
Edward's Point of View
Emmett, Jasper and I were watching TV in the main room when Bella ran in with a fishbowl filled with water and yelled, "Edward! Come look! I got a fish!"
I walked over to her and peered in to the bowl.
"I don't see anything but water." I said.
"Yeah. Oh, did it die?" Emmett asked.
Bella gasped and clutched the bowl to her chest. "Of course not! How can you not see him? He's right there!" She said, pointing at the water. "Aren't you, Rainbow? Coochy-coo! Coochy coochy coo!"
"Um… Bella… Are you okay?" I asked. I leaned closer to Emmett and whispered, "I think…I think it might be an imaginary fish. Go along with it."
"Alright, Edward, if you say so." Emmett replied.
Emmett walked over to and still cooing Bella and said, "Can I pet him?"
She narrowed her eyes at him and said, "Fine, but be gentle. I don't know if you'll be able to pet him, though. He's fast!"
He nodded and she handed him the bowl. He stuck a finger in the water.
"Where are you, Rainbow?" He said. "Come out come out wherever you are!"
I sighed. He was taking this too lightly. If Bella was having hallucinations, that would be bad. I walked over to Bella.
"Hey, Bella? Where did you say you got this fish from?" I asked.
"I didn't say. And I didn't get it anywhere either. I just thought, hey, it would be neat if I had a fish. And then, when I walked into our room, there he was! The cutest little fish ever!" She said with a smile.
"I see." I said. I was about to break it to her that there was no fish, and that there might be something wrong with her when Emmett started screaming.
"IT BIT ME! OH MY GOODNESS! IT BIT ME! THERE IS NOTHING THERE! AND IT BIT ME!" He screeched.
Ha. I think that qualifies as a cliffy. Tell me if you want more. This will be an actual story, instead of my usual one-shotty-ness…And, yes, that is a word. It is my word.
Peace out,
---Mojo
