In my version, murtagh is gay. Just sayin.
There never was a truth or dare that encompassed all my fave chars, so I am about to write one! Be prepared to cringe and laugh! (if my story makes you laugh, you won't be forced...)
Cast:
Arya
Eragon
Izlanzadi
Faölin
Angela
Evandar
Oromis
Glaedr
Saphira
Teruran (Arya's dragon)
Thorn
Murtagh
Nasuada
Galby ;-)
And...
Meeee!11oneoen
Here goes...
The throne room at Ilirea had been converted into a large tavern, which currently held a group of very bored people, and somebody had yet to remedy the boredom. Orik came up with the game in the end, much to my amusement. It was Arya's turn to start, playing truth or dare...
Arya: "truth or dare, Eragon?"
Eragon: "oh noes... truth?"
Arya: "how many people in here do you love?"
Eragon: well, there's Arya, Saphira and murtagh... "three. And I do believe it's my turn now!"
Everyone collectively groaned as a devilish grin made its way across Eragon's face...
Eragon: "truth or dare, izlanzadi?"
Izlanzadi: "truth
Eragon: "izlanzadi, who do you harbour affection for in this room, aside from Evandar, Arya and teruran?"
Evandar: "no fair! I don't want to know who my wife has been attached to while I've been dead!"
Eragon: "she has to reply in the ancient language, we all took an oath that we would have to tell the truth, sooo..."
Galby and Arya: "oh no..."
Izlanzadi slumped back in her chair, defeated, and murmured, "Oromis."
All (excluding oromis, glaedr, izlanzadi and galby): "EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!"
Galby: YES YES, EBRITHIL! MY TEACHER GOT HIS LEG OVER ON THE ELVEN QUEEN!"
*tumbleweed drifts past, crickets chirp*
Izlanzadi attempted to regain her dignity by posing this question to Faölin...
Izlanzadi: "truth or dare, Faölin?"
Faölin: "truth."
Izlanzadi: "did you ever cheat on my daughter?"
Faölin: "err, n-neve-no-, not ever would I ch- erm, oh no,.. yes...
Izlanzadi (acts all interested): "with whom?"
Faölin: "errm, n-not with w-whom, b-b-but w-w-w-w-hat..."
ALL (excluding Faölin): oh... em... gee... you BASTARD! EWWWWW! THAT'S JUST NASTY!
Faölin runs from the room, sobbing, so Angela took her chance...
Angela: "to all of you, truth or dare?"
[collective consensus: dare]
Angela: "kiss the one you are attracted to the most..."
At that, Arya, nasuada and murtagh made their way towards Eragon, Faölin and eragon to Arya, oromis and evandar to izlanzadi, galby to himself, glaedr to Saphira, and thorn to teruran.
I, for one, just sat there.
Angela: "come on, boy! Which one?"
Me: "erm, hang on..." *pulls out computer glove thingy from mass effect and summons Jenna Jameson*
ALL: "oooh, sexy!"
*due to reasons stated in the terms and conditions of , explicit content and full on sexual themes (rating: MA+) has been censored*
ALL: "wow..."
Glaedr: "even galby got some action!"
The games continued, but just as it was my turn, the door burst open and Tenga, of all people, strode in, with a whole contingent of werecats and none other than Grimrr Halfpaw könungr, king of all werecats...
Ooh, cliffhanger, mofozz!
Having fun yet? Ill change the format of speech next chappy, which is hopefully next week providing I don't forget.
Sorry about the length, its kinda sh*t but w/e, you'll have better next chappy, pwomise... that is, if I get a read -.- . oh and yeah, R&R. Join the R&R revolution!
Love yew all,
Shaun.
