Okay, here's the newest story to my collection that I will update whenever I can get my hands on Nudge's Journal. But for now here is the story and I hope you like it.

Nudge: Wait! Wait!

Me: What?

Nudge: Disclaimer!

Me: Ah yes, I do not own Maximum Ride. James Patterson does. And I also do not own I'm yours by Jason Mraz but I DO own this parody. Thank you.


Dear diary,

I can't believe PartyLikeAMutant is finally going to let me have my own Fanfiction story. Of course it's going to be a bunch of my diary entries, but still! This is really exciting!

While writing this I'll try to cut down on my exclaimation and run on sentences whenever I can. But it's just hard for me because I just have so much to say.

So, let me just clear a few things up before I begin. Kayla has not kidnapped me, nor is she holding me here by force. Even though she threatens me often when I try leaving, and ties me down before she goes to bed.

It's just because she is lonely.

Me: Nudge get on with the entry.

Oh, right sorry. Here's my Parody of I'm yours by Jason Mraz. I'm about sixty percet sure it's in Max's point of view but think of it however you want.


Well you done left me
and you bet I felt it
Try to be chill
But I'm so sad I'm broke

I fell right through the clouds
Now I'm trying to fly back

Before the scientist catch us
I'll be thinking about you
And nothings gonna stop me but genetic revenge, and
I reckon it's again my turn
to punch some and kill some

But I can't comprehend
No math
It is too hard
I swear!

Open up your wings and flap like me
Open up the cage and damn your free

I look into your wounds and I see blood, blood, blood, blood.

Listen to the screaming of the moment people duck and weave, and it's our fault, possibly...

So, I give up on math
No more, No more
I can't subtract
I'm sure!


And that's it. And stay tuned for a unique poem I have written for Maximum Ride.